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Magnifecal 

When one drops some feces which are so magnificent (whether because of sheer girth, length, curl, color, or a combination of these factors) that even one's most squeamish friends cannot help but admire what you have created.
I want to be mad at you for dragging me in here to see your dump, Herbert. But I just can't. It's so long with such an elegant and subtle curl. Frankly speaking, it's Magnifecal.
Magnifecal by chengler April 24, 2018
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Magnafocals 

When someone is wearing glasses that make their eyeballs look huge from magnification.
She looks like a frog, she's wearing her new magnafocals.
Magnafocals by Asmith November 8, 2013

Psycho-magnification 

Psycho-magnification is the process by which interpretations of events/thoughts/action get magnified or exaggerated exponentially (till a point at which it defies logic) as the thought passes through different psyche levels.

Process example : Person 1 to 2 : "Mike was stung by a bee"... Person 2 to 3 : "Mike was stung by a giant bee"... Person 3 to 4 : "Mike was stung by a giant man-eating bee and escaped only because Batman saved him."... Person 4 to 5 : "Mike is a giant man-eating bee and he ate Batman"
Mike's experience with the bee bite was subject to a brutal amount of psycho-magnification.

Magnifocals 

The Magnifocal look occurs when you have massive magnification of the eye from wearing super nerdy eye glasses.
She was totally jealous of his magnifocals. Like the way he can diagnose broken bones from 30 feet
Magnifocals by Asmith November 16, 2013

Magnificat High School 

A Catholic all-girls daycare under the guise of a high school
At Magnificat High School, an essential part of the curriculum is learning to color inside the lines.

magnification 

The action of magnifying something or the process of being magnified.
The magnification was really bad so I couldn't see the bug very well.

magnifican't

Something that you say when someone cannot achieve something that would glorify them if they managed to do it.
Guy: I wish i could beat the hidden level 40,000 on Pacman. That would make me so good.

Girl: haha, Magnifican't
magnifican't by Alex Conway February 18, 2009
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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