Skip to main content

Magical Fountain

When you stretch a woman's asshole so that its as wide as a dinner plate, and then fill it with milk and fruit loops, or the cereal of your choice. The woman then tenses her asshole, making the milk and cereal squirt out like a fountain, hence the name.

Eating the cereal afterwards is optional.
Oi Divya, I totally did the magical fountain with Sarah yesterday! Ate the cereal afterwards aswell!
by arunandzedlikecock May 7, 2015
mugGet the Magical Fountain mug.

magical leprechaun

A small friend/co-worker that is easy to miss.
Worker: Hey, have you seen Joe?

Co-worker: No, he disappears like a little magical leprechaun.

Worker: Damn, I have been looking for him all week.

Co-worker: He's probably with his pot of gold.
by Jefe01 December 13, 2015
mugGet the magical leprechaun mug.

Magical Rectangle

A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01'
iPhone/other smartphone

Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.
Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."

Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical

rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!

IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
by Arrthepirate January 8, 2014
mugGet the Magical Rectangle mug.

Magical Ponies

Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.

They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!
by Captain Shenanigans March 8, 2010
mugGet the Magical Ponies mug.

magical vacuum

When you suck a fart out of a girls ass and hold it in like a bong hit
Yo man last night I magical vacuumed demi alll night!
by Slipperyshinyseal September 1, 2017
mugGet the magical vacuum mug.
When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.
Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)
by minuccp January 8, 2010
mugGet the Magical Speckled toilet snake trick mug.

Magical Mechanicus Moment

That moment when, after working for a long time on a technical project, you realize you can no longer fully remember how it works
"You might even have a magical Mechanicus moment, where after dozens of hours playing you're not entirely sure how the factory works anymore"
- MandalorGaming: Factorio Review
by Newtsuck October 9, 2020
mugGet the Magical Mechanicus Moment mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email