manutarded

Doing a job without thinking or planning. Fucking things up with or without an agenda. Pissing without aiming. Manutards manutarding things up.

"Yamato manutarded every great VF CAD drawings they could get their hands on."

by Beware of Blast July 30, 2007

Mautans

A bunch of 'Mean Girls' wannabes that wears pink, owns a fucking burn book, and always say sksksk in every fucking sentence. They also have matching shirts, and spills wine instead of tea because they are 'classy as fuck'. They are also a group of people who wanted to sabotage prom, so they're not that bad at least.

I can hear the noise of Mautans whining over ice-skating because it might ruin their feat, damn.

by heyimvii August 25, 2019

Macuban

when you smoke a huge bat and your filter is to big you get chunks of weed in your mouth and throat

SMoke a 5 gram joint and A macuban will go in your mouth and throat

by Gennero VItullio December 23, 2006

Craig MacTavish

The term "Craig MacTavish" means to have unprotected sexual intercourse with a girl. (ie. sexual intercourse without your "helmet" (a condom). Craig MacTavish was the last North American professional hockey player to play without a protective helmet, having signed his first pro contracting just before helmets became mandatory for all new players. The term was founded by the students of the Pharmacy Department at the University of Toronto.

"Hey bro, did you Craig MacTavish her last night?" ... "No, man, turns out she wasnt a fan of Craig MacTavish."

by University of Toronto - Pharmacy Students April 3, 2006

Soap MacTavish Moment

A moment of epicness where you think of Soap MacTavish, the badass from the Call of Duty series and think you have done something he would do.

I was running playing football with my friends, I caught the ball and looked to my left. The tallest kid we played with was running straight at me, I hurdled his 6'4 ass. I am only 5'4. What a Soap MacTavish moment.

by Soap on MacTavish's Rope April 11, 2011

Mactard

Apple device user who believes doggedly in the superiority of anything produced by Apple but lacks any actual technical knowledge. Mactards have no idea how computers actually work and eventually lose all ability to operate even the most rudimentary technological devices because they lack Apple's look-and-feel.

Friend 1: Why is the TV still on?
Friend 2: Oh, that's my roommate; he's a Mactard and can't figure out the remote.
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Mactard: <swiping thumb across flashlight> Why won't this unlock?

by slickenstein February 7, 2010

mactard

An Apple computer user who takes any opportunity to advertise to the world they are 'better' than everyone else because they use a mac, even if this statement has nothing to do with the current conversation.

User 1> Does anyone know why my P4 is having heat issues when I use (program)?
Mactard> HaHa Use a mac!! My mac is better than you're PC anyday! I am so cool because i have an iPod!
User 1> Anyone else? Anyone who isn't a mactard?

by DJ Bitterbarn July 18, 2005