Mixulation

A dope mixed playlist.

The mixulation at that club was rad.

by $C-Note$ April 4, 2016

beard maturation

When a man's beard starts to spread to new and different territory over the course of his life.

beard maturation

son: pa, I didn't shave for three days, and now my stubble's gone further up my cheeks.

pa: son, I'm darn proud of ya. You are becoming a man!

pa: now git the Norelco!

by someonefromearth January 1, 2010

matulation

(n.) The act of masturbating and ejaculating while in bed.

Root origins: Heb. Mittah- bed

matulate(v.)
matulating(adj.)

Dude, she totally matulated last night-- just look at the bed.

Jon matulates every night while his soon to be ex-wife has sex with their body guard.

The art of matulation is hard to perfect, but with practice and focus, one can matulate in expert speed.

by hornybuttkings June 29, 2009

mattlations

Mattlations a stage name for a non-frat boy named matt. Mattlations is an iconic dj putting many people on artists such as the weekend, sundriver ca, dayglow, nirvana, and many more. Mattlations is also a renowned boxer as he boxed a tree and came out on top. Mattlations is a beloved student of msu, but his god complex steers him into the wrong direction occasionally. However, mattlations like most tragic disney movie characters has one person to bring him back when he fucks up- i mean makes a small error and that person is emily.

“Yea mattlations just put me on to some serious music, and i might just listen to the podcast later.”

or

“Mattlations just threatened to ban me in dms because I said he was a simp for emily but it’s literally in pins, but emily saved me. Stan Emily”

by bandito1 July 21, 2021

Premature mickulation

When you jump the gun and try to act the hero. Seeing an opportunity to get some praise without realising what's going on.

That guy thought he was saving the day because he has been going to the gym but turns out nobody needed saving. Sounds like he suffered premature mickulation

by Crazysteve April 9, 2017

premature e-mailulation

The act of sending an e-mail accidently while still in the middle of typing it

Sorry about that half e-mail I sent, I was guilty of premature e-mailulation

by Fungle mcDung August 16, 2010

eye-jaculation

The emotional, mental, and sometimes physical orgasm that occurs when viewing a hard sensual body in their natural habitat

I hang on SoBe because of the eye-jaculation opportunities on the beach.

by BigLouie1950 December 4, 2010