Macrocock

The opposite of a micropenis.

"His dick was so big I couldn't even put it in my mouth. That motherfucker had a macrocock."

by Anna's Fault March 2, 2017

Macroom

Macroom, is a town in Mid-West Cork, located 40 km west of Cork city and 48 km from Killarney.

The town is a friendly town which is going to become a commuter town for Cork city.

It has 3,243 people living in Macroom town.

Mom: Wanna go to Macroom son?

Son: No mom, Macroom is too far away and we live all the way in Youghal, in East Cork.

Mom: I guess you don't want to get ice cream there then...

Son: OH OK, PLEASE PLEASE CAN I GO?!

Mom: Ok.

by CrypticCurrency April 3, 2022

microcosm

A solar system that fits in your eye.

"Staring straight up into the sky, oh my my! A solar system that fits in your eye... Microcosm."

by Pink Sheets December 28, 2005

Microcomputer

A small computer that contains a microprocessor as it's central processor.

Microcomputer: Modern desktop computers, video game consoles, laptops, tablet PCs, and many types of handheld devices, including mobile phones, pocket calculators, and industrial embedded systems.

by BallsDroppingInMyThroat November 11, 2017

microcomedian

Comedy in 280 characters or less, a la Twitter.

Posted to one of the funniest Twitter accounts I know: "Good morning to my favorite microcomedian!"

by OG-BB1966 August 1, 2019

microcomedy

The art of comedy in 280 characters or less, a la Twitter. Someone who engages in said art is called a microcomedian.

Chrissy Teigen brings microcomedy to a whole new level. Totes addicted to her Twitter feed.

by OG-BB1966 August 2, 2019

Macrocough

A loud very perceptible cough by someone not wearing a mask. Often used by anti maskers to try and scare people or because they don't care if others get infected.

The conservative unleashed a macrocough at our social gathering after he went on and on about COVID being a hoax.

by crazycowfish November 27, 2020