Machete

A long dick- I mean, a long metal sword that is longer than a pen- I mean knife. It is often use for se- hunting!! It can cut through as- grass.

I stabbed my retarded friend with a machete

by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019

machete

spanish word for fucking big ass knife

dude isnt that fucking big ass knife you have a machete

by vayne arelius February 13, 2010

Mutton Machete

Penis.

See that bird over there. She's a horny bitch..I am going to fuck her with my mutton machete tonight when it's rock hard

by Course Work January 11, 2012

Machete

a long knife, used for hacking your way through the jungle. also the most awesome zombie killing tool ever.

Shit, theres zombies outside. wheres my machete

by ltdelicious May 4, 2009

macheted

To have a threesome with a girl and her mother. Usually done in a pool while being recorded with a video camera.

I went to her house this weekend and macheted her and her mom.

by rustyspikeshackleford April 6, 2011

Der Wille zur Macht

German for "The Will to Power." A book written by Friedrich Nietzsche that was published post-humously. It fits in with his usual philosophy that humans can achieve anything once they free themselves from the restraints of religion and morals.

The original language of "Der Wille zur Macht" is obviously German.

by Ouji Sukotto September 13, 2003

machot

a person who is admired or idealized for courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities.

machot is a god

by king265 March 28, 2019