machete

A chunk of sharp metal fitted with a handle that would cause any poor bastard a world of pain

did you know jason has a machete

by RET September 21, 2004

Macheteable

Able to be, or have been, disected, chopped, sliced or in any other way totally fucked by a machete.

"Hey, you tree, you look extremely macheteable"

by PsuedoFunny August 13, 2008

Machete

After the act of either anal sex, vaginal sex, behind the knee sex, and/or being BLOWN, the man removes his penis and with a slashing motion, during the release of his baby yogurt, slaps the female continuously across the facial area. This creates a flowing stream of white goodness that showers the females face. The man also has the option of screaming "Machete" as he is bringing down the cum hammer.

Dude, I got pissed at your mom yesterday so I went ahead and gave her a Machete. She then had the biscuits to say that she wanted another. Dude, your mom loves the cock!

by Fat Cobra & Stunt Man Mike May 18, 2007

Machete

the alternate name for the male "unit" usually reffered by this name to impress the length of the machete to the ladies.

hey baby, let me show you my machete.

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

machete

machete:an alternate word for the men with big wangs, usually used to cut the hyman in a virgins vigina by method of penetration.

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

Machete con machete

Spanish term for swordfighting. Two dicks fighting. Homosexuality.

I think those two guys do machete con machete.

by fr33ddie May 27, 2010

machete

when a man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out of her anus and in a chopping motion slaps the girl in the face as he is ejaculating.

hey dude, i got pissed off at your mom yesterday so i went ahead and gave her a machete.

by fat cobra December 26, 2008