Macaulay Culkin

noun; A person who was very popular, happy, and had tons of friends as a child but grew up alone and jobless. Usually ends up turning to drugs for comfort.

Friend 1: Remember that one kid from high school, Alex, I think? That kid was craaazy, we had some fun times with him!
Friend 2: Dude that kid was always the life of the party! What ever happened to him?
Friend 3: I saw him in the paper for possession of cocaine and marijuana.
Friend 2: Wow, what a Macaulay Culkin.

by Everyones Gay December 16, 2012

macaulay

The kid with the scarf.

Person 1:Why does Macaulay always wear a scarf?
Person 2:No one knows.

by Iamthe...? November 13, 2012

masculantics

Men building impermanent wooden structures whilst drinking beer.

"We are gonna build stadium seating in my living room for the Superbowl tonight. You coming?"

"Yeah, I'm down for some masculantics. I'll bring the MGD."

by Burrgerr May 30, 2006

mascularf

A scarf worn by a straight man used purely as an accessory.

"Yes, my sexy girlfriend, I'll be down in a second. First I have to put on my mascularf."

by Dolan McKissick February 1, 2010

Masculadiophobia

Fear of masculine women.

When you see a hot guy on the street and find out he is a woman, you run, because you have masculadiophobia.

by EricTheGirl August 6, 2010

Macaulay

Wips his dick out in the ALPS

However if you try singing this around a Macaulay they will not be able to hear you as they have mad bank and have permanently attached air pods and can not understand Poor.

"Macaulay wips his dick out in the alps!!!"
Repeat 100 times

by KWELLEBOB February 4, 2019

Mascular

A form of size that involves not only being overly masculine but showing an increased muscle size with an overlying layer of pudgy adipose tissue.

When I was a kid I was mascular, the girls loved it!

by Stevil4321 November 15, 2012