pronunciation: {ralf moh-chee-oh} noun, verb, -macchio-ed, -macchio-ing, -macchio-tastic.
1. a sexual maneuver named for the aforementioned actor, most notable for his starring role in 'The Karate Kid', and, more specifically, for the karate move he performed in the film's grand finale, known as the 'crane kick', in which he lifts one leg off of the ground, bringing his knee towards his chest, with his arms raised in the air like a deranged spider-monkey.
2. the maneuver is performed when a man and a woman are having sex standing, with the woman's back against a wall, and the man lifts her leg, hooking her knee with his arm and bringing it upwards (lifting both of the woman's legs simultaneously is commonly known as 'The Double Macchio with Cheese', but is not to be tried by amateurs, as it is considerably more dangerous than the regular Macchio)
3. the 'Ralph Macchio' can also be known by it's abbreviated form, 'the Macchio'; or is also referred to as 'the Crane Kick of Fury and Desolation'.
4. for added points while performing this move, you can shout "Sweep the leg, Scottie!", or "Cobra Kai! (then) *grunt*!"
source: John and Justin's Dictionary of Love.
1. a sexual maneuver named for the aforementioned actor, most notable for his starring role in 'The Karate Kid', and, more specifically, for the karate move he performed in the film's grand finale, known as the 'crane kick', in which he lifts one leg off of the ground, bringing his knee towards his chest, with his arms raised in the air like a deranged spider-monkey.
2. the maneuver is performed when a man and a woman are having sex standing, with the woman's back against a wall, and the man lifts her leg, hooking her knee with his arm and bringing it upwards (lifting both of the woman's legs simultaneously is commonly known as 'The Double Macchio with Cheese', but is not to be tried by amateurs, as it is considerably more dangerous than the regular Macchio)
3. the 'Ralph Macchio' can also be known by it's abbreviated form, 'the Macchio'; or is also referred to as 'the Crane Kick of Fury and Desolation'.
4. for added points while performing this move, you can shout "Sweep the leg, Scottie!", or "Cobra Kai! (then) *grunt*!"
source: John and Justin's Dictionary of Love.
'we tried 'the ralph macchio with cheese', but my arms got tired and we fell down and now my balls hurt'.
by le justin August 06, 2007
Ralph Macchio is very attractive, especially in the 80s and 90s. He’s stared in some great movies but most importantly, he’s hot . RALPHY my bae <3
Ralph Macchio solos your favs
by Ilovedaniellarusso February 25, 2022
by macchiolvr369 October 02, 2022
supper hot guy. Would date if I could. Only if I was born in time. Damn. He’s supper fine and like the only celebrity that can pull off so many hair styles like omg
by nh_nikiminaje February 11, 2022
Easy caramel chocolate.. I wouldn’t want you to melt. Italian cutie. My man. OG FINE SHYT. Five-star meal. SO FINE. Him in Karate Kid. Him in all the movies. Like come to mama. Such a cutie patootie. I fell in love with him since I’m little.
by ralphmacchioswife June 16, 2025
A very smexy man that will cause you to believe in love at first sight and fall in love and start an addiction and eventually a shrine and you'll end up having an entire album on your phone dedicated to him, possibly more that one. He played many different characters in many different movies, and manages to look fine doing literally anything. Especially when he played Frank and Johnny in Too Much Sun and The Outsiders. He is a 63 year old gorgeous man as of April 27th, 2025, and his birthday in November 4th.
by BritainDaltonLover69 April 27, 2025