Ralph Macchio

The hottest heartthrob of the 80’s. Literally the most genuine personality and a super adorable face. Really funny and a perfect man.

Have you seen Ralph Macchio? He’s perfection.

by cxxmk June 3, 2020

Ralph Macchio

The sexiest mother fuka actor alive, finna make me act up in Karate Kid and the Outsiders.

Gunta: "Hey did you see Ralph Macchio in the Karate Kid, he looked sooo good"
Siena: "I know right, he looked even better in the outsiders"

by Choochie Man November 23, 2020

Machias, Maine

A small town, on the eastern coast of maine, isolated from any other known civilization. You must like Allen's Coffee Brandy to be able to "hang" here. Marijuana also serves as a large civic pass-time and is cultivated by almost all of the inhabitents of Machias. In Machias, mothers shoot coyotes out of the kitchen window, and dining on muskrat for dinner is not unheard of. Pit parties and camping in random places in the woods serve as forms of excitement for most of the younger generation. Its fun!

I drank alot of coffee brandy last night in Machias, Maine.

by CoffeeBrandyismyhero January 12, 2008

machiavellism

1. A song by the Visual Kei Japanese Rock band Dir en Grey.
2. Being or acting in accordance with the principles of government analyzed in Machiavelli's The Prince, in which political expediency is placed above morality and the use of craft and deceit to maintain the authority and carry out the policies of a ruler is described.

"That song Machiavellism is so good! 'Hurry up, Hurry up, Wrist cut show!'"

by alliepantsxx January 11, 2008

machiavelodrome

A venue for young Italians to simultaneously ride bicycles really fast and hone the art of amoral and manipulative politics.

Berlusconi cut his teeth at the machiavelodrome, learning how to undermine the moderate left with deconstructive rhetoric while posting a new personal best for the season in the 5km sprint.

by Zac Bullpit September 25, 2011

Machiavellian

Someone who is extremely good at manipulating and deceiving people for their own selfish gain. Examples of Machiavellians include, but are not limited to: IRS scammers, sugar daddys, e-girls, e-prostitutes, black hat hackers, Donald Trump, your girlfriend (potentially), sketchy sellers on Aliexpress, and that guy down the street who claims he is homeless.

If you are a Machiavellian, please do take note that machiavellianism begets machiavellianism. Research has shown that people who have been psychologically manipulated are more likely to manipulate others.

Dude 1: So I heard you bought some custom videos from this e-girl on Reddit, how'd that go for you?
Dude 2: Extremely bad. I thought she was legit and everything, she even showed me a screenshot of the video, but once I had paid her she never replied back.
Dude 1: Damn dude, I mean I wouldn't have trusted some random internet girl in the first place. The online sex market is filled with Machiavellians, y'know?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 27, 2021

Machiavelli

whether you subscribe to the ideas of a 16th century Italian political philosopher. But experiments have shown that reactions to Machiavelli act as a kind of litmus test, delineating differences in temperament that can be confirmed with more traditional personality inventories. High Machs constitute a distinct type: charming, confident and glib, but also arrogant, calculating and cynical, prone to manipulate and exploit

True low Machs, however, can be kind of dependent, submissive and socially inept. So be sure to invite a high Mach or two to your next dinner party.

high Machiavelli - Think Rupert Murdoch, or if your politics permit it, President Clinton.

by Crackass2 July 31, 2006