Macaroonxx

A person made from macarons. Very cool person to hang with and is very funny and saves random screenshots that are worrying. Also goes by Mac, MacBook or MacDonald's

Person one: Hey! have you seen Macaroonxx?

Person two: No.. they're probably playing genshin

by Nakamoshii November 9, 2021

macaroon asshole

A medical condition involving densely impacted shredded coconut in the lower colon that results from eating too many macaroons way too quickly.

Lemme tell you, getting my macaroon asshole roto-rooted in an urgent care setting was a great way to spend a Saturday night.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

macagoonie

macagoonie is a goone mackenzie stinkyerie

macagoonie fart smell

by yomomma_ghtjykitouly April 30, 2021

Magatoxin

Misinformation developed by Republican leaders to poison the minds of their poorly educated base.

Former president Trump delivered his favorite magatoxin to an adoring crowd, claiming the 2020 election was stolen.

by Toubdog August 25, 2022

mactor

short for "model-actor" - the people who live in Los Angeles trying to make it as a model-actor-whatever and appear on many reality tv shows...see also "attention whore"

Check out the new cast of Survivor, half of them are mactors this year.

by ftwftw July 17, 2006

macaroni monster

Descriptive term for any fat bastard who puts on a football uniform and calls himself an athlete. Most often, it's a linebacker who weighs over 300 pounds and has tree trunks for legs, an ass so large it deserves its own zip code, and a gut that hangs down so far that he can't see his junk. Without the uniform, he'd look like a beer-guzzling hot-dog noshing lardass fan. But, put a number on his back, some padding, and helmet and he gets paid millions of dollars to stand in middle of a football field and push other macaroni monsters.

Examples: William "The Refrigerator" Perry, Aaron Gibson, Terrance "Pot Roast" Knighton

"Dude! Didja see that. Holy crap! That macaroni monster just sacked the quarterback."
"Yeah man. He's such a macaroni monster he needs three other dudes to help him up."

by _DrBigEars_ March 24, 2016

Holy macaroni

An alternative to saying holy mackerel

Martínez said, "Jesus, did you see that?!"

Jesus said, "Holy macaroni! I did!"

by Jayaway August 1, 2016