rub my turkey

A harmless request on Canadian Thanksgiving, but not appropriate on any other day by hetrosexual best friends.

Hey Joe, you want to come in the kitchen and rub my turkey? No thanks Brian !

by JJ&BG October 8, 2018

oh my turkey

use it when you are tired of saying oh my god

oh my turkey, that was awesome!

by the person in the corner July 7, 2010

grinding my turkey

bounce on my dick then twist around every 5 minutes

my nigga this girl always grinding my turkey!!

by mmoney8000 January 8, 2016

baste my turkey

Inject me with your sperm

You can baste my turkey anytime

by bb3378 April 16, 2017

Slap my turkey

A way to say beating your meat.

Im gonna slap my turkey tonight even though its NoNutNovember.

by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

Pulling My Turkey Leg

Another expression of pulling my tail!

“ You are really pulling my turkey leg right now”

by corrinao October 11, 2025

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.

Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009