Iam "Hey,
you know what I miss?
Hym "Huh? What?"
Iam "Chewing with the right half of our face."
Hym 😩 "Ah! Yes! God, we haven't done that in years!"
Iam "I know, right!? It's been, like, 7 years!"
Hym "Ugh! Why'd you have to remind me? Man, we used to chew almost exclusively with that side of our face!"
Iam "Hehehe, sorry. 😅 But, yeah, up until that filling came out."
Hym "I would literally create a
human centipede if it meant I could chew with the right side of my face again."
Iam "Heh, right? Get some gum or something? A steak? Maybe some
magic mushrooms?"
Hym "Yes! I always become hyper-fixated on my tooth-hole and my nodes whenever I do mushrooms now..."
Iam *sigh* "Yeah, it is the worst..."
Hym "Oh well..."