Lyndon

Lyndon is a sexy big black man who doesn't even have to say a single word to the ladies, sometimes he'll walk into a room and 3 girls are immediately sucking his cock the second he opens the door. You also need like 7 girls to take up his whole 28-inch long schlong Big Black Cock.

Hottest girl in school who's totally not underage: OMG That big black man with a 28-inch Big Black Cock is such a Lyndon.
Hottest guy in school NO HOMO: Fuck yeah he is.

by BigBlackCoooock March 16, 2021

Lyndon

On April 26th everyone named Lyndon can skip anything like work or school

I skipped school on April 26th because my name is Lyndon

by Schnaare April 26, 2021

Lyndon

The definition of a sex Lord. Lyndon has the fattest cock known to man at 35 inches in girth and 72 inches in length. Every woman that sees Lyndon instantly becomes drenched and flocks to him.

Boy 1: Yo where did my girl go?
Boy 2: oh she’s just over there with Lyndon
Boy 1: understandable

by Bigcocknballz September 1, 2021

Lyndon

The best father ever. He's also the best partner you could ever come across. He's a good friend, son, father, brother, cousin, uncle, husband, mentor, boss, godfather, he's just the best. He's caring, selfless and honestly one of the best people you could ever meet. His smile can light up a whole room and his laugh will surely have you laughing with him. He's loving, caring, respectful and you just can't seem to thank him enough for everything he has done for you. Lyndon is the best.

Girl 1:Look at the man. He's such a good father.

Girl 2:Obviously, his name is Lyndon.
Girl 1:Omg! Lyndon? As in the best father ever??
Girl 2: Yep! That's him!

by user13837372819 June 18, 2023

lyndon

that one mysterious asian guy with the amazing style, headphones glued to his head with good music taste. They give the best advice and an excellent listener.

there are many people in the world but lyndon is one of a kind.

by sweetpeanut November 20, 2023

Lyndon State College

A small college in a small vermont town commonly know as lyndonville. In the winter, Lyndon State College is home to the famous Ice Penis fountain. Despite the rules that limit such activity, students can always be found having partied the night away. Hungover skiing is a popular sport durring winter months, but dont worry when the weather is warmer you can always take a midnight dip in the pond which is home to questionable creatures.

they sure have fun at lyndon state college

by catmz February 3, 2008

lyndon state college

A fine academic establishment in Northern Vermont. During the winter, which lasts from October to May, students of LSC can typically be found skiing or snowboarding down the tiny-ass hill between the Stonehenge dorms and the Stonehenge parking lot, climbing the central "ice sculpture" which looks suspiciously phallic most of the time, coming up with incredibly creative methods of smoking pot, contracting food poisoning from the culinary anus of America (a.k.a. Stevens Dining Hall), or seeing how much alcohol it is possible to consume in one night (about 15 hours). During the summer, which is about two weeks of the time the college is actually inhabited by anything besides bears, moose, and really fucked up looking creatures known as "Public Safety Officers", all incoming freshmen are required to find out that no, you don't want to swim in the ponds on campus, and also that the Packing House is not at all worth their money.

Lyndon State College: A good place to get really, really fucked up.

by feceseater25 September 13, 2010