lyndon

That nerdy greasy beast who sits behind you in science. With long hair glowing in the vibrant sunlight and biceps so firm, you just want to straddle him right in front of the whole class.

A Lyndon can also refer to a shy innocent orphan with a high potential to get laid.

Girl: omg that guy is such a Lyndon!
Teacher: I know (licky licky)
Girl: eww!

by ItsSummertimeMadness June 14, 2014

Lyncoln

The baddest bitch in the world. He honestly gets all the punani, and is the best a sex. A Lyncoln is not a snake and will always find/make time for his boys. Especially if he is Hawaiian because Hawaiians are the more dominant race of human beings.

“Ho brah Lyncoln is one Hammah!”

by Kaawrong February 1, 2020

Lyndell

A deceptively kind and gentle family man who could kick someone's ass should the need arise. This is part of his charm and allows him to sneak up on those that need to have their asses kicked.

Sure, he's a nice guy, but insult him family and will will turn into a regular Lyndell.

by akaaem June 22, 2016

lyndon state college

A fine academic establishment in Northern Vermont. During the winter, which lasts from October to May, students of LSC can typically be found skiing or snowboarding down the tiny-ass hill between the Stonehenge dorms and the Stonehenge parking lot, climbing the central "ice sculpture" which looks suspiciously phallic most of the time, coming up with incredibly creative methods of smoking pot, contracting food poisoning from the culinary anus of America (a.k.a. Stevens Dining Hall), or seeing how much alcohol it is possible to consume in one night (about 15 hours). During the summer, which is about two weeks of the time the college is actually inhabited by anything besides bears, moose, and really fucked up looking creatures known as "Public Safety Officers", all incoming freshmen are required to find out that no, you don't want to swim in the ponds on campus, and also that the Packing House is not at all worth their money.

Lyndon State College: A good place to get really, really fucked up.

by feceseater25 September 13, 2010

Lynkoln

A cool dude that plays lots of games, The girls love him, And he is rich.

"Hey have you heard of Lynkoln? He is very cool!"

by GAZerman January 20, 2021

lyndon frost

the best girl in the world. she is loving, caring, kind, stunning, and puts a smile on your face.

<3

person 1: “why is that girl so pretty?”

person 2: “ohh she’s lyndon frost!”

by gianasmellsreallyreallybad August 15, 2021

Dirty lyndon

An absolute legend who happens to be a pain in the ass

Oh that guys great he's such a Dirty lyndon

by Jdjdjdjjf April 17, 2020