Daniel Lumphead

A supermarket checkout assistant with a huge bony ridge on his forehead like a Klingon.

Monkus: Dad! Klingon alert!

Dad: Don't worry, its only Daniel Lumphead. Its David the Grunting Spacker you need to worry about.

Monkus: Shit, this place is full of retards.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle June 19, 2009

Lympus Syndrome

Symptoms include a "room temperature" IQ and incessant giggling. Sometimes mistaken for the village idiot.

The guy giggling all day is suffering from Lympus Syndrome.

by Y-7-9er February 7, 2013

lumphy doagy

regional variant of lumpy doggy used to refer to an unattractive member of the opposite sex

that ginger is a proper lumphy doagy

by mrrocketpants June 14, 2010

lumphsqatious

When something is swag.

Your fit is real lumphsqatious today...

by Caleb Bennett April 11, 2021

Lymphoma

Type of cancer that killed Bob Ross.

How did Bob Ross die? Lymphoma.

by jfields99 June 29, 2018

Lyophilizer

A device to extract moisture from a substance using controlled temperature and vaccuum.

Guy #1 "The Lyophilizer is in alarm."

Guy #2 "The what?"

Guy #1 "The Lyophilzer."

Guy #2 "Just call it a freeze-dryer, bitch!"

by Monspi January 15, 2009

Lymphocyte

A type of white blood cells that produces antibodies which fight disease.

If you are to stay healthy, you need lymphocyte in your body.

by Jafje May 25, 2007