Luser 

Pronounced as 'loo-jur'.
If some S. Korean bitch refers a guy as a luser,

that guy has a hight lower than 180cm because she

thinks short guys are not worthy of having a dick.

Lee Do Gyung says,
"We live in an era of looks and hight is one´s
competitiveness.
I think short men are lusers.
I'm 170cm tall, so a guy should be at least 180cm tall."

Luser by megookie November 11, 2009

luser 

A combination of the words "lame" and "user", meant to describe someone who isn't very knowledgable of computers and/or the Internet.

You're still using an AOL web browser? You're such a luser...

luser by SiliconHero April 24, 2003

Luser 

A guy named Rob who does jiu jitsu and is 50 years old

Luser

Luser by 47367gju November 4, 2018

luser 

Any computer user who prefer using Windows instead of other alternative operating systems, specially after having tried them.

That guy is such a luser, He used ubuntu and still likes XP over ubuntu.

luser by Ptero-4 August 15, 2006

Luser 

A psychotic malevolent person that inhabits a chat room 24/7, who cannot exist without spewing the poisonous psychosis that eats them up daily onto popular more intelligent chatters.

Luser's often have anal warts or skin tags because they never leave their computer chair, they become so fond of these they give them names, usually female, as Luser's are completely sexually impotent.

The most popular anal wart name is Annie, because it evokes the image of a shallow but blindly moronic compliance, the Luser's ideal partner. But Fairy is also given the occasional grateful fondle by Luser. Fairy has pretensions to some intelligence but basically is as viscuous in consistency as an Annie wart, although perhaps a bit less springy.

Normal person: Hi,
Luser: I totally detest anybody that is greeted enthusiastically when they enter a room, especially when I am ignored and put in the corner by the toilet and handed the bog brush.
Annie: You can brush me if you like Luser, lolllllllllllllllll
Fairy: It somehow diminishes the value of the big brush when it is used just to score points.
Luser: I have no idea what you said Fairy but totally agree.
Annie lollllllllllllllllllllll

Luser by Winning smile March 17, 2009

luser 

a luser is a person who is such a loser that they can't even spell what they are right.

Stephie is such a luser

luser by poophead May 13, 2005

Luser 

A light insult, a subtle approach to calling someone a loser. If person gets affended it usually means they are a weak pussy. Its great because once you say it, you basically give no fucks.

Jasmine your actually such a luser!

Luser by fr_wizard June 12, 2019