relationship lurker

He's that dude who doesn't have any dating game on his own, so he hangs around couples waiting for the breakup so he can first be "the friend" to the girl, with hopes of it progressing to something more. He's always trying to stay friendly with his friends' exs. It sometimes works, but usually also breaks the bro code and leads to loss of friends, trust, and respect.

Rick: Who's she dating now?

Andy: Remember that little relationship lurker Seth she was always bringing along when we went out? They hooked up.

by musacha April 4, 2009

lurker

A lurker is someone that follows the forum but doesn’t post.

by Monk Mojo August 5, 2003

Down Low Lurker

A man on the DL who lurks around public restrooms, parks, truck stops, porn stores, the locker room and shower at the gym, etc. looking for some random stranger(s) to have sex with.

I hate going to the gym on Thursdays after work. There’s this creepy DL Lurker who always seems to be hanging around in the shower or wandering the locker room in a towel.

I swear to God, her boyfriend is a down low lurker. I see him hanging around by the library bathroom three nights a week.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

lurkerbater

A person who anonymously watches a chat room while strumming their filthies.

There are 2 of us chatting but I see a third person is reading. It must be Raven, the original lurkerbater.

by Kaiservonschizen March 19, 2014

Discord Lurker

Someone who is part of a Discord Server, but rarely sends chats and NEVER joins the VC without mute and deafen on. These people are usually on for quite a while at a time, but you wont ever really see them interact.

Person 1: I've seen that guy on a lot, but never seen him talk.
Person 2: That's because he is a Discord Lurker

by DiscordLurker March 29, 2022

lurders

Penis shaped sugar cookies that are usually made by sororities, and bachelorette parties

Hey Gina, did you make the lurders yet?

by Justin Huey May 2, 2006

text lurker

The person that creepers over your shoulder well you are sending a message via your mobile phone. This person often asks you a question relating to the message sent to one of your friends.

Adam (textmessage)- Hey Michelle, it was nice seeing you yesterday.
Adam's Mom: Who is Michelle?
Adam: Mom, quit being a text lurker!

by donttextlurk13 April 22, 2010