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The ol' Bag Lunch

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When you cover a girls face with a paper bag and proceed to rail that ho.
Ashley wouldn't shut her mouth so i gave her the ol' bag lunch and that did the trick.
by skip gunderson December 30, 2008
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hot bag lunch

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when you burp into a vagina, either on purpose or by accident.
"After my chili cheese fries, I accidentally hot bag lunched my girl when she asked me to go down on her"
"My girl likes the way my warm breath feels when I hot bag lunch her"
by Deadbrother February 4, 2009
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California Bag Lunch

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Eating a large amount of Bush’s beans and vomiting into a gaped butthole and sealing the butthole with plastic wrap.
Father: Son, your mother and I met over a craigslist ad of her asking for someone to give her a California Bag Lunch.
by DarthLesbian May 14, 2019
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Douche-bag lunch

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douche·bag·lunch (DOOSH’bag lunch) n. A brown bag lunch arranged by one’s superior at work, in which all are forced to surrender their lunch hours in order to attend what amounts to a work meeting. Perhaps even more appalling, lunch is not provided.
What the fuck! El Capitan just took it upon himself to call a douche-bag lunch. Hijack my lunch hour and you best be bringing the Blimpie, beotch.”
by untitledlife September 29, 2005
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bag lunch

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When a man is forced to ejaculate into a paper bag to avoid mess and cleanup in times of duress or in a college dormitory.
"I had to bag lunch it yesterday because we weren't sure when her roommate was coming back."
by I AM A PIMP September 4, 2004
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brown bag lunch

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an event in which an individual is defecating in a porta-potty and another said person proceeds to tip the potty over causing a situation in which individual #1 is wallowing in his or her own excrement
I was taking a dump, when I felt a nasty thump. I felt the potty tip, and I was covered in shit. Needless to say, I wasn't hungry, but I got a brown bag lunch.
by Mountie April 7, 2003
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Minnesota Bag Lunch

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When a person is eating out a girl and it stink so bad that they vomit in her vagina and then staple it shut.
"I Minnesota Bag Lunched that Bitch"
"Thats Fucking Gross"
by KizMiz October 9, 2008
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