Lardnering

When someone is a compulsive liar, a capper or kaptain krunchin'

Bro you lardnering right now, that didn't happen.

by Capn'Cap1997 August 20, 2021

Tub of Lard Rodeo

Find a large women at a bar or anywhere and take her home. Get her to sleep with you and rail her from behind. When you start to finish yell at her "Your a fat bitch!". She will act like a bull and try to throw you off, but hold on as long as you can and keep going at it.

Last night i gave some fat bitch a tub of lard rodeo and she was thralling around for 5 minutes!

by BDoom August 2, 2009

lard off

A public argument between two fat people

Look at those two having a lard off in the street.

by iwys July 24, 2007

lard tard

A person who is both fat and stupid. A dumb lardass.

That woman is a fatty, and she is really dim and dumb. That makes her a lard tard.

by PMax January 11, 2009

lardgina

(1) The female reproductive organ as exhibited by obese women who choose to wear spandex or lycra. Sometimes mistaken for part of the leg.
(2) An uncommon medical condition caused by acute deposits of fat in the vagina. Can cause vomitting if left untreated.

Lardgina examples?...no its gross

by dkeros November 18, 2005

lardophiliac

someone who fucks a fat person, hence, the "lard" in lardophiliac.

natalie: hey look at stacyyyyy
nessa: u showed me her already.... DAMN SHE'S SO FAT!
natalie: i know<3
nessa: eww u freak! you're SUCH a lardophiliac

by nessaNOOB October 9, 2008

Lardy-Tardy

When someone is a combination of fat/lazy and habitually late/incompetent.

Donna was 15 minutes late for work this morning and completely forgot to provide a quote for a big customer. . . she's such a lardy-tardy.

by Professor Eloquence May 22, 2011