by Cossack Raider May 18, 2016
Get the Lowland Swapzies mug.When a guy hooks the the elastic band of his under pants with his thumb pulling them down to taking a piss. The thumb then slips off the waste band and <smack> right on the dick.
I gave myself a flimsy low hand last night. I was so drunk my thumb slipped right off the elastic and nailed me right on dick...
by riskyshiftphenomenon August 31, 2010
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by livingthedream December 12, 2010
Get the lowehand mug.The western lowland gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla) is one of two subspecies of the western gorilla (Gorilla gorilla) that lives in montane, primary and secondary forest and lowland swampland in central Africa in Angola, Cameroon, Central African Republic, Republic of the Congo, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea and Gabon. It is the nominate subspecies of the western gorilla, and the smallest of the four gorilla subspecies.
ME: *Getting chased by gorilla"*RUN!!! IT'S A GORILLA GORILLA GORILLA!!!
FRIEND: w-what?
ME: A WESTERN LOWLAND GORILLA! JUST FUCKING RUN!!!
FRIEND: w-what?
ME: A WESTERN LOWLAND GORILLA! JUST FUCKING RUN!!!
by CrashBox May 24, 2020
Get the Western Lowland Gorilla mug.1. The opposite of a Highlander in terms of neck vulnerability.
2. An individual whose neck is impervious to injury or heals itself quickly, possibly to the point where the head is not detachable from the body.
3. Opponent to Highlander philosophy that there can be only One. Why not two, or three?
4. A martial arts move in which one's own neck is employed as an offensive weapon against an opponent.
2. An individual whose neck is impervious to injury or heals itself quickly, possibly to the point where the head is not detachable from the body.
3. Opponent to Highlander philosophy that there can be only One. Why not two, or three?
4. A martial arts move in which one's own neck is employed as an offensive weapon against an opponent.
Cam was not quite 14 years old when he first fractured his neck. It was at this point when he first suspected that he might be a Lowlander.
Had Christopher Reeve been a Lowlander, you would never have heard about him after after 1993.
Did you see that? That guy just lowlandered the shit out of those honkies.
Had Christopher Reeve been a Lowlander, you would never have heard about him after after 1993.
Did you see that? That guy just lowlandered the shit out of those honkies.
by Kelly McFartypants April 30, 2010
Get the Lowlander mug.The skeletal, older-woman hands that appear on young girls, such as Lindsay Lohan, when they abuse drugs, don't get enough sleep, and toy with eating disorders. The end result is that the metacarpals of the girl's hands are more obvious than they should be. May be combined with nicotine-staining and/or freckles.
"That chick was kind of hot, but did you check out her lohands? I wouldn't let her anywhere near my junk."
by Sean_of_the_Living April 23, 2010
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