Lilypad Love Lumps

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas

Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.

This line is said after almost every death of one of pewd’s pets.

“JOERGEN- NOoOoOoOoOo !!”
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.”

by zenissushi August 23, 2019

Unreal love

A love told and sold by someone that does not know what love is. Love is not betrayal. Love is not lying. Love isn't hurtful. Love is not a game. Love is not lusting over every woman you see while in a relatuonship. Love is not a sexual addiction. Love isn't a side chick or 7. Love doesnt have dirty nasty secrets. Love isn't a list of sexual partners a mile long.

Lee was in unreal love with many women. He married when he was not the marrying kind.

by sthrngrc August 20, 2018

creepy love stare

the way harry styles looks at louis tomlinson, in a fond way but it looks kinda creepy

try googling "creepy love stare" and go in images ;)

Harry was doing the creepy love stare again

by thatswhyimaniallgirl January 18, 2022

love goo

A man made sticky substance used to pleasure women and make babies.

Chad injected Keirsten with his love goo and made her moan although 9 month's later she was screaming when Chad Jr arrived!

by JDawg 316 June 24, 2016

The Greatest Love Story Ever Told

The story of a man afraid of flying, and an angel afraid of falling, who somehow met in the middle. The man who denied the existence of angels came to love one. The angel who never felt began to feel. The man who was saved from an eternity in Hell by an angel. The angel who fell in every way imaginable for a man. The man, with a clear path to escape, decided instead to stay in Purgatory for a year, searching for his angel, praying to him every night. Begging. When he found him, he held him; he told him that he needed him, that he'd get him out, even if it killed them both. The angel rejected his faith, his family, his home, and everything he knew, so he could keep the man safe. They stay together despite fate, despite what they are, because they refuse to be pulled apart.

We're family. We need you. I need you.
I'm hunted, I rebelled, and I did it, all of it, for you.
"People aren't exaggerating when they call Destiel the greatest love story ever told."

by Samchester April 12, 2013

lovebot

a lovebot is a way to describe yourself or someone else when you really love someone. basically a combination of love and robot. in conclusion, you love this person so much that you basically give them your heart.

scout: i'm a lovebot for robert downey jr!
also scout: and chris evans!

by scout ! November 19, 2019