Lovejoy

Someone who enjoys posting things related to penii, regardless of their sexual orientation.

Someone just Lovejoyed the perv group again. All these penii are burning the fuck out of my retina.

by uosmiley September 5, 2011

Lovejoy

Slang word for an instrument of poor sexual pleasure, or someone who is too amazing in bed for their own good, only gets little amounts of pleasure out of sex when compared to the amount that they give.

Oh man your such a Lovejoy! I want more of you!

by chrisandwilliamsproblydidthis1137837 March 23, 2007

lovejoy's law

An appeal to "please think of the children". Often used to justify shitty laws. Named after The Simpson's Helen Lovejoy who was always imploring others to please think of the children.

US Government: "We need access to your encrypted smartphone."

Troggie42: "Not gonna happen."

US Government: "But a child could die if we can't scour your phone!"

Troggie42: "Lovejoy's Law, buddy. It means your law is horseshit."

by one-man-circlejerk November 20, 2014

golden lovejoy

Alcoholic beverage invented in the north east of England on the 12th of November 2011.

Drink contains, Jack Daniels, Amaretto, Peach Schnapps and coke.

Phil: Now mate, fancy another golden lovejoy?

Alex: You referring to that drink of legendary status containing Jack Daniels, Amaretto, Peach Schnapps and coke?

Phil: Yer mate.

by randomphil November 20, 2011

Having a Lovejoy

To cock-up something.
Derived from popular Soccer AM presenter Tim Lovejoy, after he missed 4 out of 7 penalties.

Guy: How did your driving test go?
Guy 2: Oh I had a Lovejoy and crashed the car.
Guy: Tough break

by McCoy January 1, 2005

Lovejoy High School

A school in Texas full of Mormons, snobby rich white kids, an incredible lack of diversity and racists. Lovejoy High School is the school where the drug dealers are best friends with the principle and everyone's parents are cousins.

Billy. Did I hear that some black and Hispanic kids go to Lovejoy High School?
Bob. Nah, only rich white kids go there

Bob. Now, let's go shoot up some animals

by BronieSlayler69 January 3, 2017

Lovejoy High School

School inhabited by an abundance of niggas 30 minutes south of Atlanta. Was a decent school until they kicked all the nigs out of the housing projects in Atlanta.

Damn Lovejoy High School was on the news again, some nigga got shot.

by CtownsFINEST April 21, 2009