im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

audio message sent to some random user on instagram around 2018 - 2019 by rapper Stunna Boy Get Em. this was and still is used in meme edits

this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.

stunna boy get em: im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?

by genericnpc09751 November 2, 2022

Lostism

The religion based off our lord and savior lost_at_sea45. It is meant to combat all other religions. We believe Lost is the one and only god. Sacrifices are a important part of the religion.

Cube: Praise Lost!
Noob: What does that mean?
Cube: It’s how we praise our lord and savior lost_at_sea45
Noob: What is the religion called?
Cube: It’s called Lostism, you should join and dedicate your life to him

by TheUnknownDogger October 6, 2020

Traffic Looting

The act of purposefully ignoring rules of the road to retain some semblance of power in a usually powerless life in the same sense as looting stores during a riot; e.g. running red lights, ignoring yield signs and general courtesy because of a sense of self-entitlement.

"That person didn't care that he ran that red light. That's some straight up Traffic Looting; trying to get what's his."

by cesareo gracias February 19, 2013

Moldovan Back Lotion

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.

"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"

by donthavesexwithmoldovans September 5, 2012

Lotion

To lotion is the same as to chirpse or make movements.

John: have u heard about jack and emma

Abdi: yh i heard hes tryna lotion her

by FAMZINHO July 4, 2016

Lottie

A Lottie is very hard to come across, she is probably the most beautiful girl you will ever meet, she Has the face of an angel and you will regret ever losing a Lottie. She is very very Musical and probably likes dramatics. Lotties tend to keep their friends close and are usually quite awkward. Boys will fall over looking at her and she will usually be oblivious. Lotties tend to be focused and they strive for success, when a Lottie has a goal she will do anything to achieve it. Don’t get in lotties way or she will get angry and she is not very good at hiding that. Lotties aren’t that honest and tend to lie. If you find the right Lottie she will love you forever and no matter what she will stick up for you.

Lottie is also used to refer to someone pretty/that you like.

That girl is such a Lottie
Oh wow!
She has to be a lottie

by Abbie635x January 9, 2018

Lotionize

When someone's hands are dry they need to moisturize them by using lotion

"You need to lotionize your hands."

by Bobolink bubbaloo March 9, 2017