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Louisville

A major metropolis of about 690,000 located along the Ohio River in the Lower Midwest. This is also the largest city in the Commonwealth of Kentucky. It is the "Most Southern of Northern Cities."
We pass through and see the incredible skyline of Louisville on my way back to college in northern Kentucky.
by Ryan The Bush-Supporter February 6, 2005
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Louisville

Largest city in Kentucky. Well known for Kentucky Derby, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Louisville Slugger and Bourbon. Has a great art scene~ including Louisville Ballet, Mellwood Art Center, Speed Museum, Trolley Hop and more. CONDÉ NAST TRAVELER has named 21c Museum and hotel #1 in the United States (#6 in the world) twice!
What is Louisville?

Located in Kentucky~ Medium sized city, with tons to offer :-)
by Treasure44e March 17, 2011
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Louisville

a town on the Ohio River, home of the Lousiville Sluggar Museum. University of Louisville, Jefferson Community College, and other colleges share this lovely city. Located in The Great Commonwealth.
I live in Lousiville, Kentucky. I am a fan of the University of Lousiville Cardnals, winner of the 2005 Liberty Bowl.
by uofl_rocks January 30, 2005
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Louisville

A Fourth Rate Shithole City in Kentucky characterized by high levels of poverty, a decrepit overall city, poor infrastructure and an even shittier school system if such can be achieved in Kentucky. It's main claim to fame is KFC, Muhammad Ali and shitty concoction known as Bourbon. The city smells like the southbound end of a northbound jackass because of the Ohio River Valley and pollution. Valley of the Drums a known environmental cleanup project is located 15 miles South of the city and it leaked into the groundwater. Therefore residents are often socially stunted and educationally challenged to make the phrase smarter than a 5th grade a real challenge in Louisvile.

Culture only exists if one of the green teeth Bubbas picks the stale food between his teeth and its pretty much a post industrial nightmare of stark buildings, shitty design, bomb cratered streets that sit unkempt while a billion dollar basketball palace sits empty 300 plus days a year because there is no NBA team only the Louisville Cardinals and a few women's team games and concerts for the rest of the year. Frankly, this place totally blows so much to make the Hollywood Madam jealous
Louisville is a festering shithole on the Ohio River that makes Cincinnati seem like you're living again in a developed country.

Louisville being so lacking in culture and people with common sense and intelligence is nothing more than a skidmark on the underpants of society.
by Louisvilleblowsgoats January 13, 2020
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Louisville

A shitty place in the U.S. that doesn't know how to say their stupid name correctly.
Louisville sucks a whole bunch of assholes!
by Iron bone pony October 1, 2016
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Louisville

A third rate hick city in Kentucky white percentages of inbreeds and white trash. A city that smells like ass most everywhere you go. Bad drivers all around and you'll nearly have an accident every day going to work. Its a given because the locals don't have the mentality to properly merge or act as if they have any sense behind the wheel. A city of fake people that general act as if they are the greatest yet severely behind the times technology wise. Very unclean city, trashy, and a stark mixture of post industrial buildings, ghetto neighborhoods, and trash blowing all over the place including the grass lined areas along interstates. Schools are terrible evidence by being 118th out of 154 KY school systems.

Large amount of ghetto illiterates both white, black, and Hispanic that can't function in the real world so they live in Louisville. Ran down buildings, one interesting week out of the year, and provincial behavior with a mix of tribalism.
eg. We's from Da Ville, we're too lazy to say Louisville. So we has to say dat because we have no edyewcayshun.
by Louisvillesux April 5, 2011
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Louisville

A Border City situated by the falls of the Ohio River. Despite it's downtown facing the Indiana shore, it thinks it's in the middle of Kentucky. Despite being situated along the lower rim of the Midwest it thinks it's in the middle of the South. Locals refer to the northern half of the metropolitan area as "Southern Indiana" despite Evansville being much farther to the south.
A city with what is possibly the most irritating regional pronounciation of a city in the USA, right up there with Norfolk Virginia. Though there is some variation in the regional pronunciation, the typical pronunciation used by people in the local media (TV and radio) could best be described as "Loo-a-bull" (pronounced in such a way that sounds as if one is gargling ______, quickly swallowing on the second syllable) which could be translated as "getting a male bovine to sit on the toilet."
A city that merged with the large county (Jefferson) where it served as the courthouse, back in 2003, imperializing the area around it, accelerating municipal hype, and giving developers an excuse to pave over the rest of the county.
The greater Louisville area is doing it's best to suck away all the jobs (at any cost) from the state of Kentucky as well as other large cities in the rest of the region like Chicago, Cincinnati, Nashville TN, St. Louis, and Indianapolis
by Getmethefuckoutofhere April 7, 2007
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