Loretta

Loretta’s are usually mean and control freaks! It is always their way or the high way. If a Loretta does not like your outfit or a hobby or really anything you like that she doesn’t she will call you out for it no problem!

Girl one: * Minds own business walking down the road*
Loretta: Honey, Mind your own business! Ew what is that on your shirt?!
Girl: Umm umm a pink heart that says love. * She says close to tears*
Loretta: (Disgusted) Oh ok! 😒😬🙄

by Baby Piñata Pineapple 🍍 2007 June 12, 2018

Loretta

somebody who doesn’t reciprocate

"Hey Loretta"
Loretta: ...

by RealmKnew September 1, 2020

Loretta Lynn

The most beautiful woman in the world

Angie you are a Loretta Lynn I'm glad he has you

by Dotdot232 April 25, 2020

Loretta Lynched

To have your husband meet with the attorney general while facing an FBI investigation and trying to cover it up quickly before it ruins your campaign.

You hear about Hillary? Her campaign got Loretta Lynched and now Biden's gonna have to run.

by shopgifting July 3, 2016

Loretta Young Silks

1. n. One who is superficial, too perfect, shallow, and fake.

2. A song by the excellent Sneaker Pimps.

You're so Loretta Young Silks.

by trend July 16, 2004

Loretta Sanchez

The act of a woman pleasuring herself with a frozen burrito.

"Dude, don't eat that burrito!"
"Don't tell me that your sister pulled a Loretta Sanchez..."

by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw December 7, 2016

Loretta Shit

The actress who played Major Margaret on M*A*S*H* where she was nicknamed Hot Lips.
She could've been nicknamed Kylie Jenner Lips as an alternative, though she was famous long before Kylie Jenner was even born.

Ben: What are you watching?
Gregory: I'm watching M*A*S*H*, Hot Lips was classic.
Ben: Who played her?
Gregory: Loretta Shit.
Ben: Wow she must've been talented.
Gregory: Yeah, she should've been named something better than shit.
Ben: I know.

by gregben August 20, 2023