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Loretta

Loretta’s are usually mean and control freaks! It is always their way or the high way. If a Loretta does not like your outfit or a hobby or really anything you like that she doesn’t she will call you out for it no problem!
Girl one: * Minds own business walking down the road*
Loretta: Honey, Mind your own business! Ew what is that on your shirt?!
Girl: Umm umm a pink heart that says love. * She says close to tears*
Loretta: (Disgusted) Oh ok! 😒😬🙄
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Loretta Lynched

To have your husband meet with the attorney general while facing an FBI investigation and trying to cover it up quickly before it ruins your campaign.
You hear about Hillary? Her campaign got Loretta Lynched and now Biden's gonna have to run.
by shopgifting July 3, 2016
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The Loretta Babes

"Hey look its the Loretta Babes"
"The Loretta Babes are always so active"
by thelorettababes July 15, 2020
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dirty loretta

When your making your grandkids dinner and shove your gramma titties into the stuffing and Apple pie.
"My grandkids wanted a Thanksgiving dinner, so I baked it all and then shoved my sexy saggy dirty pillows into the stuffing and apple pie, and served them a (Dirty Loretta) and drank wine."
by BiggestMonkaBallls September 19, 2020
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Loretta Shit

The actress who played Major Margaret on M*A*S*H* where she was nicknamed Hot Lips.
She could've been nicknamed Kylie Jenner Lips as an alternative, though she was famous long before Kylie Jenner was even born.
Ben: What are you watching?
Gregory: I'm watching M*A*S*H*, Hot Lips was classic.
Ben: Who played her?
Gregory: Loretta Shit.
Ben: Wow she must've been talented.
Gregory: Yeah, she should've been named something better than shit.
Ben: I know.
by gregben August 20, 2023
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