Lopez

When a "Pez" candy is considered low, like if you drop it on the ground or something.

I found a Lopez! Should I pick it up?

by LoPezxD October 25, 2006

lopez

A character from a funny Kids in the Hall skit.

Hey Lopez you there?

by Jim December 9, 2004

Lopez

" Lop ears "

A self important butt wipe who eats spiders, and tarts

by Greasy wop hunter October 23, 2003

Lopez

To enjoy when men masturbate on you

I had my friend lopez another guy las night

by Jason Bronsky September 28, 2006

lopez

A Mexican Term For A Douche Bag.

Shut The Fuck Up Lonnie your A Lopez!!!

by christopher i now huh hawkins March 30, 2008

Lopez

when you hook up with a fugly fat chick when your drunk

"Dude I almost pulled a Lopez last night"

" fuck dude what the hell happened last night I hope I didn't pull a lopez"

"dude you pulled a lopez lol"

by Harry callahan August 25, 2008

Lopez

Someone who does nothing but play World of Warcraft all day long. He thinks he is quite possibly the best person to ever play the game, and his ego thrives off of that. According to him you are worthless if you don't change the world one day. He sits in the capslock channel with his little ass buddy who also thinks he is a big deal and they assure each other that they will one day become successful in life because of how good they were on a computer game.

He really went and pulled a Lopez by refusing to admit that he was wrong, and then back tracking and obviously seeing his mistakes but not admitting it.

by Affirmative Action's finest November 25, 2006