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Rusty Longsword

During sex, when a man is so overwhelmed by the thought that he has "gotta go fast", that he starts to lose his erection. It may become useful again, but isn't ready to stand up to any special challenges.
"Yeah, it's a rusty longsword. It might be useable if buffed up."
by dhallows23 June 29, 2016
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lotus notes

A piece of crap email and data base client server. It has millions of user throughout the world, however you won't find anybody who considers it easy to use.

Interfaces are difficult to navigate and the programme often crashes or stays hanging, requiring the user to restart the application or completely reboot the computer. It is characterised by ugly colour schemes and unecessarily tedious command requirements to carry out simple tasks. Want to see an email attachment with just 2 mouse clicks? Forget it. The use of Lotus Notes is scientifically linked to rage disorders.

As one website puts it, it is "the digital equivalent of being kicked in the groin upon arrival at work every day"
Welcome to your new job Sir, here we use Lotus Notes...Sir, why are you running away? Sir...Sir!!!
by Jim Birtwisle February 20, 2008
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LongSmack

Longsmack is when you hold a normal lip smack for several seconds. Mainly used when someone says something lame.
HIM: Can you text me?
HER: I don't have unlimited texting
HIM: (Longsmack)
by CodyFromDha216 October 24, 2011
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Locust Democrats

A person who likes voting and advocating for progressive policies, but doesn't like living in the shitty societies those policies create.

Typically the are white, middle class, have a stable family and career, and prefer living around other white or asian people. So basically they are a republican except they vote left and consume progressive media. They like to flee leftist cities and then ruin the nice small republican towns they move to by making them more progressive. They they move to another town... Like locusts.
What do you think about the new family that moved here from Portland?

They are fucking locust Democrats.
by MrTibbsinHaul November 16, 2020
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Dirty Linus

Dirty Linus is the act of slamming your mega fire cock across your partners face.
Can you please give me a dirty Linus?
by Bantie April 15, 2020
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lotus tit

The most disgusting picture in the world. Most haven't seen it, and those who have wish they haven't. A picture of a womans nipple, photoshopped to look as though it contains pits or holes filled with the seeds of the lotus plant.
On no! The lotus tit!
by Neito September 19, 2008
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Lotus Man

A 12 metre tall crab with a human head that flies around at night but only when it's stormy, you'll probably hear chimes when it's flying around. It's mother is a crab and it's father is a man. It's mother abandoned it at 2 years old because she was embarrassed.
Pete: I was in bed last night, and I felt a giant crab claw stroking my blanket.
Steve: It must have been the Lotus Man!
by smallcroco May 22, 2020
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