Ryan Longton

A person who has equal or greater awesomeness as Chuck Norris

Ryan Longton, Scott Ellis & Yash Mutti

by Blacky Chan May 4, 2009

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Longmont High School

The wonderful destination high school in Longmont, Colorado. How middle class can you get? Football team? Pretty good. Basketball? Really good. Juul gang? Of course (located across the street at Loomiller Park). Stoners? Also at the park. Drama program? Nonexistant. Emos? They are also at the park. Lunch? Not at the high school.

What's not to love? Everything.

Friend #1: I go to Longmont High School.
Friend #2: You milk-toast-beach-wood-vanilla-ice cream-cone-no-sprinkle ass bitch!
Friend #1: I know...

by feel_da_bernie June 6, 2019

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Longmont

Also known as L-town, or Long-town, it is quite possibly the shit of the Front Range. The name comes from the notion that the men here are well-endowed.

"Long" - self-explanitory
"Mont" or "Mount" - Meaning phallic or penis

Thereby saying that those in Longmont are well endowed

Girl 1: I just hooked up with this guy from Longmont
Girl 2: How was it?
Girl 1: Dude, he was huge!!

by CX June 11, 2006

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longovonge

the act of savagely penetrating a lady's baby factory

dylan had some longovonge with Clamidia Junction's (CJ'S) clap infested snatch,( aka "gettin' busy) lord how i pity him.

by mitchell"3lb."koch February 15, 2005

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Longoni

A tool of a Master Control operator, who has severe OCD. He has to use designated pens for each day. He says he has no money but spends it all on gambling. He calls everyone HOCE and complains about life, and always shows you pictures of his dog Fenway.

Quite being such a Longoni.

by Dr. OZ Phil March 18, 2013

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longdon

longdon is a strong, loyal, friends last name. if you have this last name u are brave and strong 💪🏼. it is most likely u will marry the person the longdon loves most, longdon’s love there family and love family time.

“oh the longdon’s family are so precious”
“yeah i’ve heard they are so nice!”

by i69love69you November 22, 2019

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