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Langdale

The word 'Langdale' comes from

(i) A group of hills found in the Lake District in Cumbria, Northern England
(ii) A University Hall of Residence in Manchester, North West England that takes its name from the region mentioned in part (i)

In this instance, we refer to the definition explained in part (ii), which members and former members are known as Langdalians.

Langdalians are known for their 'young at heart' attitude to life, verve, bad singing, worse dancing and immature drinking games, and have even been known to pour gravy over themselves for fun. They also lose frequently and tap each other on the shoulders before telling the tappee they smell of dog waste.

The reasons for this have never been clear.
"For god's sake Jim, stop singing - you're giving Langdale a bad name!"

"Of course I'm going to attempt to drink every ale at the UMIST Rag beer festival - I'm doing it for Langdale."

"Guess what, Andy? I got the Furby to call JK a twat - never before has an insult been so beautifully executed in Langdalian folklore!"
by Anon Langdalian May 13, 2008
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Lonsdale

A clothing brand that used to be normal but now it is very populair by right wing youth in Belgium, The Netherlands and Germany. It's so populair because it contains the letters "NSDA", which differs only one letter from "NSDAP" (Hitlers Nazi party).
Ironically, Lonsdale was founded by a black man.

Because of those right wing idiots, the Lonsdale brand has a bad name now and people who weared Lonsdale before the hype don't wear it anymore because of the bad image.
- Hey, look at that bald guy with the earrings, military boots and a Lonsdale sweater.
- Hmm, another Lonsdale idiot.
by Piggen April 30, 2005
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keiynan lonsdale

This talented British actor played Wally West/ Kid Flash on The Flash tv show.
He's also an amazing singer/ dancer who has music that really is underrated!
He was in a few movies too. A talented amazing guy
Keiynan Lonsdale was in the movie "Love Simon" too!
by LoveMusicLee February 28, 2019
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Lonsdale

A clothing brand assosiated with antisocial behaviour in The Netherlands.

This is normally worn by 14-17 year old youths who insist on defacing puiblic property, cars, people and anything else that comes in their way.

They are strongly comparable to the chav groups which have infultrated the UK but the Londsdale groups have a sickening undertone of racism to add.

On most evenings, the Lonsdale youth can be seen sat in parks and on street corners listening to Gabba techno smoking joints, drinking anything alcoholic and scribbling White power signs, "Lonsdale never dies" or "hardcore for life" on any surface that can be spoiled.

They dont stop on public property but are also happy to wreck their own rented flats too. The communcal areas will have plants torn up, the lift will be urinated in and a nazi sign will be the calling card. The abundance of saliva from the constant spitting is also a recognisable sign that you are in Lonsdale territory.

Sometime, the Lonsdale youth can be seen singing racist songs and chanting whilst walking through the street, this is only after 2:00 am when anybody who would happily stove their heads in really cannot be bothered to get up to do the honours.

Typically, the Lonsdale youth can be found harrassing inocent bystanders, normally 10 year old children and when in large numbers will compete to see who can be the most obnoxious and irritate the f@#k out of the most people.

The Dutch government has even had its security services look into the activities of these groups but it seems that it has been decided to let them be as they will all probably kill each other shortly.
Londale never dies. (Yes it really was spelt that way.....)

Lonsdale 4 life.
by Anti Lonsdale October 7, 2005
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Point lonsdale

best town on the bellarine much better then drysdale, ocean grove, portarlington, or barwon heads
person 1: "where r u from?"
person 2: "point lonsdale"
person 1:" wow thats heaps better then drysdale
by the couta March 29, 2009
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Lonsdale

by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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Lonsdale Lampshade

When a homeless guy is so proud of his crackhead girlfriend, he wears her panties on his head

Or, when you're too poor to afford a lampshade so you just use an old pair of underwear.
Tyrone swiped Moesha's panties and used it as a Lonsdale Lampshade because he is down with that ho!
by Buttwipes October 17, 2020
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