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A board that you ride down hills and get fucking hurt on it all the fucking time
That longboard just fucking killed me
Longboard by xXbrocode44Xx February 19, 2015
surfboard longer than 8 feet. Able to ride smaller waves and get in more surfing.
Look at those shortboarders sitting on the sand! Glad i have a longboard.
longboard by andrew March 4, 2004
its when someone that can't skateboard gets on a longer skateboard and tries to skateboard. its also for hipsters
dude you longboard? you must be a hipster!
longboard by shadowx March 12, 2014
the nickname for my boyfriends/any guy who skates or surfs penis
chris: wanna ride my longboard?

me: shut up
longboard by laurner March 28, 2009
a longboard is a 1/4 ounce of weed
How much you holding dawg? I feel like going to smoke some. Man i got something like a longboard at my house
longboard by Edgar Flores January 2, 2005
The commercial industry's cop-out for the skateboard. They mused, "How are we going to get kids to keep wasting their money on plywood on wheels?" Apparently, there is a bigger market for dumb-asses who can't ride bikes than there is for dumb-asses who want to hurt themselves.
A: "Did you see that guy Longboarding?"
B: "Yeah, how lame..."
Longboard by DeeNos October 17, 2010