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Longboard

The commercial industry's cop-out for the skateboard. They mused, "How are we going to get kids to keep wasting their money on plywood on wheels?" Apparently, there is a bigger market for dumb-asses who can't ride bikes than there is for dumb-asses who want to hurt themselves.

A: "Did you see that guy Longboarding?"
B: "Yeah, how lame..."

by DeeNos October 17, 2010