LOMP

A LOMP is a lolipop with no wings.

When something is so uncontrollably funny that you just have to... LOMP!

See also: LOMPemon, a German Pokemon rip-off.

"Dude, did you see Davon's fake pics? LOMP!"

"LOMPemon, gotta catch 'em all!"

by Shake! March 29, 2008

Lomp

The art of laying on the sofa in a purple hoodie doing sweet FA

Shares is such a lomper he has just lomped all day the lazy bugger

by Mr Shayes July 21, 2021

Lomp

When a individual without consent begins to eat another individual usually from the hair to the feet. It is important to note there is no chewing occurring. It is done by gumming and moving your body forwards while their's is stationary.(It is hard to do if they run)

#1: Dang, did you hear about what happened to Humphrey?
#2: Nah i didn't
#1: He got lomped on by Tess

by Dont Neg ME October 2, 2018

lomped

Lomped is another word for being really fucked up and under the influence. It can also be used for describing how some looks or feels.

"Damn dude, I was so lomped last night I couldn't even get up to use the bathroom so I shit my pants instead."
"I was lomped out of my fucking mind."
"My daughter is really sick. She looks extremely lomped."

by lompedboi April 17, 2017

limp lomp

A word used by nuts people and used by British people.

Person 1 “ hey “

Person 3 “ limp lomp limpity lompity bitch”

Generally used but nuts/crazy people

by Random words February 15, 2018

Lomp

That dumb ass bitch who sits at your table without an invitation

Sally is a lomp

by 01010001100111000111000021 December 13, 2017

Lomp

A person or object that is in your way and slows you down.

Cindy is such a lomp, we miss the bus every time she comes along

by Anarchopolo December 16, 2023