vag lobsters

A term used to describe particularly large and prominent lice of the pubic region on a woman. See also: crabs

"I was about to go down on this girl but then I came up with a mouthful of vag lobsters"

by Sgt pussyface September 8, 2017

Iraq Lobster

From the Family Guy episode "Scream of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q." Parody of the song "Rock Lobster" by The B-52s. Sung by Peter Griffin playing guitar.

Lyrics:

Death to America
And butter sauce
Don't boil me
I'm still alive
IRAQ LOBSTER!

"Your boyfriend is as scary as an Iraq lobster!"

by forks14 January 7, 2012

Lobster pincer

An extremely complicated but yet rewarding chess move, where a player successfully checks the enemy player's king and forces checkmate in the next move. The tactic must have two offensive attackers (i.e a queen and a pawn) that together synergize into a victory. The move is developed by chess grandmaster, Félix "xQc" Lengyel, and is a part of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy with other strategies such as the wooden shield. It takes years of studying to master this phenomenal move, as not even artificial intelligence computers such AlphaZero or LeelaZero have the ability to find a counter move to the lobster pincer.

3000-rated player: This game is already won, I'm way too much up in material*
5Head: *With material down, plays the lobster pincer*
3000-rated player: *Instantly resigns as there's no possible way to avoid the checkmate*

by Unknown Panda June 1, 2020

pasta and lobster

expression used when a black girl gets with a white guy that treats her good
based off the verse in “area codes” by kaliii

ex.

“you seen her new bf? he’s white”
“yeah she eating her pasta and lobster”

by sourmilkies September 15, 2023

Gloom Lobster

Someone feeling depressed/unhappy

Hey Cleatus, why you such a Gloom Lobster?

by MonkeyHonk November 8, 2011

Lake Erie Lobster

Pronunciation: /lāk , ˈirē , ˈläbstər/

NOUN
A sexual act in which a partner performs oral stimulation on a female partner with a yeast infection, while simultaneously pinching both her nipples in the manner of a lobster.

Origin
Oberlin, OH - 2013

I suppose I should have told my boyfriend that I had a yeast infection from swimming in Lake Erie before he gave me Lake Erie Lobster last night.

by Martha's Garden May 16, 2016

Looster Booster

A 14 year old Youtuber from British land. Posts gaming videos everyday. He probably won’t get 1,000 subscribers but hopefully. He makes videos with gay people and nice people. Make sure to subscribe to him

Yo guys, what’s going on, welcome back to another video! Today we will be playing Fortnite with Aiden!

Aiden: your so trosh Louis

Looster Booster: (silently laughs but is actually sad inside)

by Cardboard_Eggs June 9, 2019