cock flavored lolly pop

A term for some one who is compleatly and utterly useless. It can also be used to describe a very bad tasting lolly pop.

Your about as useful as a cock flavored lolly pop.

by patches o'hoolahan July 16, 2006

loli-pop

When a prepubescent female masturbates by inserting a popsicle into her vagina.

Jill was so horny she loli-popped all night long.

I'm kind of horny maybe I'll go loli-pop for awhile.

by Jesusbait October 16, 2008

lolly pop

A person with a skinny body and a big head!

"OMG, look at that girl! She is a lolly pop for sure!"

by Phatty12 September 28, 2006

lolly pop

Oral sex performed on the male gender.

I had that whore on her knee's giving me lolly pop

by J Ooh! April 21, 2008

lolly pop

when a man cums and the girl sucks it all up.

my boyfriend gave me the best lolly pop last night it was so worm

by nagem5 May 24, 2011

Chocolate lolly pop

when there's shit all over ur knob when u pull out after anal sex

"was ridin this wee girl anally and when i pulled out i realised she hadnt douched and i had a fuckin chocolate lolly pop"

by argh1238714 May 28, 2009

Mung Sock Lolly Pop

A messed up twist between a mung fest and a sock lolly pop. In which a mung fest is preformed to a dead person in order to have the rectum cannoned out to be then sucked on to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center

"Man those dudes are so messed up for getting off to that mung sock lolly pop that was done with that grandma last weekend" said Follett

"It wasnt that bad actually" said Shawn D

by Summerawesomeness69 September 26, 2011