Doing the Lokomotion

Getting blacked out from drinking too many Four Lokos and dancing like a retard

Look at Jones doing the Lokomotion over there. What a lightweight bro-hater.

by loco for the Lokos July 11, 2010

Southern Lookout

The brief glance over each shoulder before telling an inapropriate joke or story.

Rodney did the Southern Lookout before he told the joke about the Parrot and the Hooker.

by b. hanback March 8, 2008

4 Loko Town

A beautiful state of mind that those who consume Four Lokos on a daily basis inhabit. Landmarks include - Blue Raspberry River, Orange Park, Fruit Punch Farm, the Watermelon Well, Bong Beach's Lemonade Stand, Cran-ma's House, Kro-Grape-O Grocery Store, and most importantly the Whooty Bridge. The streets are paved in 4 Loko cans, 4 Lokos grow from the trees in Orange Park, and during the occasional thunderstorm 4 Loko is rained down on the entire town instead of water. Accessible only by the PJ's bus service and to those in possession of at least 1 Four Loko, 4 Loko Town would definitely be described as "where it's at". Being extremely drunk more than 6 times a week, nightly projectile vomiting, and more than 1 unplanned pregnancy within the confines of 15 days are all signs that you might be a resident of 4 Loko Town. So call that PJ's, get those Lokos, and drink up and you'll soon be on your way to 4 LOKO TOWN!!!

"Hey man, what do you wanna do tonight?"

"Well, I've got a lot of homework but I was thinking about just going to 4 Loko Town instead. Wanna join?"

"Sounds fantastic let's order 20 Lokos right now!!"

by dontcallmynamedontcallmyname April 11, 2010

NHL lockout baby

A baby that was conceived during the winter of 2004-2005, when the last National Hockey League lockout occurred.

There's no hockey on tv, so we might as well have some fun and make an NHL lockout baby.

Babies born nine months after the lockout, between July 2005 and February 2006 (particularly in Canada), are probably NHL lock-out babies.

by S. Beckett April 22, 2008

faux loko

"Fake Four Loko." After lawmakers banned the sale of energy drinks combined with alcohol, the makers of Four Loko removed caffeine, guarana, taurine, and b-vitamins from the beverage. The drink remains alcoholic.

Faux Loko: Same terrible taste without all the fun!

by justiferous January 10, 2011

Fourth Lokos

A holiday taking place on the 4th of every month where celebrators each consume a Four Loko, an alcoholic beverage popular among high schoolers, college students and low 20 year olds, which was almost made illegal before the caffeine was taken out.

Another excuse for college students to get plastered on a week day.

College Sophomore: Whats the plan for Monday?
College Freshman: Taking it easy. I have my final exam the next morning and I'm on the edge of not passing
College Sophomore: bro its FOURTH LOKOS
College Freshman: oh %!#@, get me a Four Loko Gold

by teddygoodthrust February 26, 2019

4 Loko Challenge - Summer Standoff Edition

It starts off like a nice, if not more intense and warped game of Edward 40 Hands. You and a buddy duct tape 2 Lokos to your hands, and add two to your feet. But then shit gets real, you're coming up with crazy ideas cuz you both took eight hits of acid. You drive out to the desert, stand 200 paces apart, face each other, and stand there (no walking around weenies), until all eight 4lokos are finished. Whoever finishes first, or doesn't pass out wins the duel.

What you'll need-
8 x 4lokos
1 x shitty car to drive to desert environment
2 x sets of balls

Bro 1- Hey bro, I was thinking about jerking off with a noose, but why don't we just go to the desert and do this 4 Loko Challenge - Summer Standoff Edition?
Bro 2- Hey Alright! It's a beautiful day to die! Maybe we can jerk it if we make it back alive!

by Blackout Mystic May 24, 2013