Loghan has the absolute biggest unit. A real dump truck if you will. It's all-natural, too. Loghan doesn't even need to do squats. Loghan is the funniest person to walk this earth. The spotlight is always on them, whether because of their humor or their phat ass. They get hella bitches everywhere they go, probably because of the genetic phenomenon they carry around with them. That phenomenon being their ass, of course. Humpty Dumpty's got nothing on Loghan.
Person 1: Wow! Who's the new student?
Person 2: I think that's Loghan!
Person 1: How can you tell?
Person 2: Their dumpy entered the room 5 seconds after they did!
Person 1: Wow. What a unit!
Person 2: I think that's Loghan!
Person 1: How can you tell?
Person 2: Their dumpy entered the room 5 seconds after they did!
Person 1: Wow. What a unit!
by anonymous September 27, 2022
Get the Loghanmug.