The log

Part of the penis showing game.
To simply flash your cock.

I hid by the door and prepared to show the log to Dontel.

by Tempest_Beta February 23, 2006

Logging On

An act of revenge undertaken by defecating on the keyboard of the transgressor's laptop, followed by closing the device.

He stole my iPod, so I shut his laptop after taking a shit on the keyboard. I call it "Logging On."

by Doug_Cohen March 29, 2011

Logging

The art of strategically placing a fresh turd on a person's shoulder. To achieve total "logging efficiency", one must place said fresh turd on the shoulder for as long as possible before the source of the stench is found.

Steve's insightful opinions on foreign politics were completely undermined by the existence of a fully fledged log on his shoulder.

Steve: It is my opinion that the new government's policies are completely-

Jim: Dude, you have a turd on your shoulder.

Steve: Oh man, I totally got logged!

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Gary is a true logging ninja

by Glengarry Glenross June 30, 2011

log

a standard looking tube-shaped poo.

Someone dumped a shit in the public swimming pool whilst it was packed and as soon as the log reached the surface everyone in the pool evacuated!

by bread infection November 29, 2009

log

A large piece of timber.

Hey look, it's a large piece of timber, also known as a log.

by MuzlFlash September 02, 2003

logged in

Being ready to do something. Usually poised in the form of a question to see if someone is ready to go. It can also apply to being in the right mind set to go somewhere. Usually asked before a social function or get together.

"Hey man I can't wait for this party Are you logged in?"
"No man I need to take some shots then I'll be logged in"

by HobbyLover November 02, 2013

Loggings

Leggings worn by obese girls with thick, solid legs.

Girl: Do I look good in this?
Guy: Those loggings look great on you!

by Tassie69 October 31, 2013