Sky-Lofting

The act of ejaculating out of a window aiming at random passers by.

I'm sky-lofting on that bitchs head down there.

by ChicagoDave August 14, 2012

Lofting

(adj) the act of drunkenly bringing home a random male/female hook up to a bed which is raised four feet or more off the ground.

who are you going to be lofting tonight?

by the lofting lady March 22, 2010

Louising

Finding an excuse not to come.

I am Louising out

by Cédric May 14, 2015

Louisings

When your on FaceTime with Peter pikitus and see his pubic hairs

I saw louisings

by Your_mom December 26, 2020

loftwing

a person who’s overprotective to the point where it’s not even enjoyable anymore. usually has good intentions, but does shit wrongly. if you can cope with the protection he/she can be really fun to hang out with

man, your loftwing doesn’t let you do anything at all

by asakan March 24, 2021

Louising

When skinny pale man decides to act upon his Scottish culture.

"Have you heard that the pale skinny man has decided to drink IRN BRU?"
"yeah, he's just Louising"

by Lord shrek the noble May 21, 2022

Louising

When taking a shit, you purposely clench ur ass so the shit slides up and down ur rectum creating a sort of anal pleasure.

Bro I heard that dude louis moaning in the bathroom, i think he was louising!

by ANTJANTHONY January 29, 2024