loan wood

When a male loans his wang or male sex organ to a female aka having loan sex. The female must pay back the male within a reasonable time or else she is forced to become his pimp.

"Man,I would loan wood to her."

"When are you going to loan your wood to me, big guy?"

"That bitch hasn't paid me back yet,I loaned her my wood!!!"

by The Woodsman aka ARF January 9, 2009

Loanski

Loanski, to take out a short term or personal loan.

I’m skint! I well need a Loanski to tie me over until payday!

by VOLTAZIUM October 26, 2019

Hoe Loan

A Hoe Loan is when a hoe needs fast cash for hoe things like going to Las Vegas, going to a club, a bottle, bottle service, hoe attire, etc. Hoes normally pay the hoe loans back through hoe actions or they just get the cash because they are great hoes.

Hey Landon, I need a hoe loan! I'm going to Vegas this weekend.

by Ari Marie G. June 3, 2014

loan shark

A creditor. A person or agency that gives you a set amount of money and adds interest to that money so that you end up paying back more than you borrow.

A perfect example is the college/student loan agencies.

That loan shark doubled his rate after I missed paying him by one day.

by Crono February 24, 2003

lanoat

Like A Nigga On A Tree
Lah-Noh-At

AJ: Dude this black guy in the tree in this youtube vid is hilarious!

Ryan: Yeah, he's LANOAT!

AJ: Huh?

Ryan: Like A Nigga On A Tree!

AJ/Ryan: LMAO!

by AJ SoCal May 29, 2010

nepotistic loans

Loans made to those who are especially favored for one reason or another.

Of course Kanye got one of them multi-million dollar nepotistic loans, he’s 45’s favorite African American!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2020

Student Loan

n - A mystical transaction in which a student and/or parent subjects themselves to financial slavery (indentured servitude) for the foreseeable future.

Tim: Hey, I just got approved for a student loan!
Fred: Want to go to Taco Bell?
Tim: Sorry, I just took out a student loan.

by dphornguygo to Taco Bell? Tim: September 16, 2012