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situation-loggie

1. occurs when an individual is screwed over by someone he thought he could rely on in the most reprehensible of ways at the worst possible time, with the least possible warning. Generally occurs after the offending 'friend' has recently reassured you they would never do any such thing. The offending individual in a situation-loggie generally justifies his actions by claiming he has found happiness.

2. The situation that occurs when an individual is willing to sell out all his friends and various other commitments abruptly and with no warning for a girl he has never met. Can also be used to describe situations involving people who generally put their fledgling relationships before their friends instantaneously, regardless of if they've met the person yet or not.
1. "Uh oh, fred is texting that skanky girl i knew in college who lives in Idaho. I think we might end up having a situation-loggie on our hands."

2. Yolanda promised me she'd be my roommate when I put the deposit down on that apartment. Then she ran off with the maintenance man who showed us the aparatment. Fuck if I saw a situation-loggie coming.
by Wally Wonderous January 7, 2010
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Barstow Loogie

When you are at a bachelor's party or some event with strippers.... and when playing "Feed The Kitty", the dancer squats over your face to pick up a $10 (or you remove a red vine from her pussy) she appears to be excited and drops "excitement' on your face.

The excitement usually was left in her from her boyfriend or the last bachelor party and you were just hit by a Barstow Loogie!
A friend is a "Driver" for a stripper company. He goes to pick up a girl and she is not ready as she is having sex with her boyfriend.

Later at the 1st bachelor's party, she is hustling the guys with a game of Feed the Kitty.

While squatting over a guys face, she totally hit him with a Barstow Loogie. I immediately threw her a towel to wipe her boyfriends jizz off of this guys face and thought that I was going to be beaten to a pulp by the pissed off best man. The idiot that that she was just excited and moist.

He did not realize that he had been hit by a Barstow Loogie!
by HermosaBeach March 24, 2011
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loogie

a large slimy glob of spit, mixed with nose snot, that is formed by coughing up and hocking whats in your throat. cooks in restaurants are notorius for making secret deposits on patrons food
I'll take a cheeseburger with french fries, hold the loogie.
by cockblock007 August 23, 2003
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hock a loogie

To cough up and spit out a large glob of flem usually resulting in a loud a cough and throat clearing noise.
On the bus, we saw a young man "hock a loogie". He spit the loogie on the ground near an agitated yuppie.
by edawgy September 1, 2010
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loogies

Wipe your own loogies off the sink. It's disgusting.
by Jennifer Tai July 21, 2006
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Loagen

A blonde, small person who is completely accident-prone, is hypocritical, a nuisance to this Earth, and only watches the youtuber Pyrocynical.
You are such a Loagen.
by TheSpicyPickle November 24, 2019
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hocking loogies

To expell phlegm or any amount of secretions from the mouth in a loud form.
Jeremy was hocking loogies all day after a long night of smoking and drinking.
by Dr.Alcock October 2, 2013
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