larby

1. To be caught masturbating, then laughed at by your mother.

2. To be foolish enough to tell everyone you know that your mother laughs at you when you touch yourself and look at "pornd".

3. To remember to lock all doors and turn off your phone prior to self-gratification.

4. Strange refrence to a happysock covered in ants, but thats just wrong.

Named after some poor soul who made the mistake of telling this story to his guild in WoW.

1. Yeah I was taking care of myself when mom walked in on me, I was so larbyed.

2. What? You mean he told you that he likes sex with animals? What a larby.

3. Cant forget to larby the house before I watch the new porn.

by meschievo March 1, 2005

Larabee (AKA Larbs)

Total fucking badass, true definition of swag. DO not fuck with him or you will earn yourself a kick in the throat.

Larabee (AKA Larbs)

"See that kid over there?"

"Yeah, the one in the red Polo and jeans?"

"Yeah, you know who that is?!

"No"

"Larabee, do not fuck with him, he's a badass"

by 420FOlife January 23, 2012

Larbey

Someone who calls in sick on their last day at a job.

Did you hear that Martin pulled a Larbey?

by okdangray June 4, 2009

(Larbear)Alvarez

Larbear is the greatest math teacher in history he dazzles his students with his rugged good looks and “Huge” personality, He is also an avid lacrosse coach adored by all his players. He also has a deep love for Mountain Dew. Note, prone to motorcycle accidents.

(Larbear)Alvarez is great

by Larbear lover 1234 January 24, 2023

Liarbility

A dishonest person's attempt to actively lie so to remove liability from oneself after causing a traffic accident. From liability + liar.

He was trying to commit some epic insurance fraud and get out of paying for that other guy's car. Talk about liarbility!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 20, 2016

Larb

One who is a Larb is a person incapable of accomplishing his/her goal due to the fact that they try too hard to impress and be good to the point where they do the exact opposite and fail completely at accomplishing their goal. Usually a Larb will insist that they excel at what they are trying to accomplish and will blame others for their mistakes or defeats.

Larb:YO WHY ARE YOU SO BAD LOG OFF NOW, YOU SUCK, YOU'RE MAKING ME LOSE

Player:That guy is such a Larb why is he on our team?

by Flying Green Asian October 29, 2014

larbz

A larbz can mean absolutely anythin depending on the situation it is used in. A prson who is a true believer will use the word larbz in any sentence he can possibly squeeze it in.

wwld - what would larbz do. It was larbz. How funny would it be if larbz just popped out of the bushes and tickled ur nuts

by M$M November 6, 2007