Lizard 

A person who when making out sticks his/her tongue in and out in a lizard like way. They lizard kiss and it is not pleasant.

Anna: "So, I heard you hooked up with Jack."
Lucy: "Please don't remind me, it was horrible!"
Anna: "What happened?"
Lucy: "He is such a lizard!"

Lizard by Gi. January 5, 2011

Lizard 

Verb. When you get blackout drunk, then get even more drunk, to the point where you lose all fine motor control, and are forced to go from place to place on your belly, using your limbs like a lizard would. Seldom occurs in nature.

Dude. Ryan got so plastered last night. He completely lizard his way up the stairs to his room. He's gonna be drunk for a week.

Lizard by Saint Jamie March 27, 2015

Lizard 

When you are so high on marijuana, ganja, or pot, that your eyes become red enough to make you look like a lizard of some sort. This is usually reffered to tall, lanky, tan people, or pale short people with red eyes.

Jesus, Bernard looks like a Lizard.

How high was that fool
-He looked like a straight lizard!

Lizard by AJ La Flare August 12, 2011

Lizard 

A female

Godly bloke. "Anyone smash any lizzards last night?" Trained bloke "Yeah, smashed joanna the blue rocket again" godly corporal "nice one, wash your dick with melted hexi block to be safe , she's a right lizard."

Lizard by Crowbagoftheday February 26, 2019

Lizard 

Lesbian wizard.

"Look at that lizard!"

Lizard by herpderplizard October 20, 2011

Lizard 

Principal Kyle Futral

Student 1- who is the principal at HHS
Student 2- Lizard
Student 1- like an actual lizard
Student 2- yup Mr.Futral

Lizard by Rando2 February 26, 2022

Lizard 

Lizard = Dick, Pennis, Hammer, Cock, wherewer you call it.

"If you squeze my lizard, I'll put my snake on you"
motorhead

Lizard by Mali_BU April 22, 2010