Listorus

Originated from the name "Ms. Lister", an obscenly obese teacher of both the Latin and German languages in the state of Connecticut, Listorus may be used to describe an unnaturally old, monsterish, fat teacher or higher authority.

Ms. Fatssapotomus: "Alex, will you be a dear and run these papers down to the office? I can't support my own weight, so I'd have to sit down on a wheel chair if I wanted to move my curdeling, milky cheeks."

Alex: "Sure." *walks away*

Alex: *halfway out the door* "Fuckin' Listorus"

by Persephone's Vacuum January 21, 2005

LitStrong

Similar to Lance Armstrongs Livestrong slogan, Litsrong defines the state of being persistanly and amazingly lit.

I went on a 4 day booze bender...thats litstrong.

by Pauly Gio August 14, 2008

Linstrom

an extraordinary person mainly focused on the well-being of others.

also an extremely fantasic type of swimmer.

Linstrom is a beast.

by mrw2012 October 25, 2009

[Sonny Liston]

The famous heavyweight boxer, often used by people after a victory, in anyting.

"Dayum sonny liston where you at!!"

by idontknowwhatimtalkinabout March 29, 2007

listowel

shittiest town in south western Ontario,
full of crack heads and hicks and meth labs

lets go to listowel
why ?

by osama bin hitler May 13, 2011

listocrat

n- 1) a worker in a bureaucracy, one whose actions and responses are limited to an approved list. - adj listocratic: He is too listocratic to respond intelligently to new problems. - adv listocratically: She runs the companys customer service center listocratically.

In the early 21st century, large corporations in America outsourced their employee services to any company across the planet - as long as they provided the lowest possible cost for performing these services. To minimize liability, it was common practice for a corporation to approve a list of simple questions and replies that were allowed to be provided by the outsourced service center. This practice resulted in widespread discontent and dissatisfaction among corporate employees since the employee services could accommodate only a small percentage of problems. Workers at these telephone service centers became know as listocrats.

by gcthomason November 25, 2006

Listostigmaphobia

The fear of having too many tabs open on your computer at once.

Drew does not have Listostigmaphobia because she always has too many tabs open at once.

by Robotics_life January 12, 2016