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areola listener

term that describes a male or female individual that enjoys using a large breasted woman's chest as a pillow, and this may or may not include motor-boating the f*ck out of those titties
She may not be a lesbian on the level of Ellen, but she's still an areola listener.
by lovedemtitties February 18, 2014
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non-listener

A NON-LISTENER is simply a selfish twat who utterly refuses to listen to ANYONE, even their own children, family, friends, etc. Incredibly selfish in their existence, they will blow off even the most caring and appreciative folks in their life. Also commonly found to abuse alcohol, which exacerbates their monumental NON-LISTENING. They can usually HEAR you, but do not LISTEN.

Also refers to children who do not LISTEN properly and pay attention. In most cases, it has been found that NON-LISTENER children do not LISTEN because their parents DO NOT LISTEN.
"That piss-drunk cock is a real and genuine NON-LISTENER."

"Motherfucker won't even listen to his own son on the phone, total non-listener."

"That little peckerhead doesn't listen because his parents do not listen. Non-listener!"
by Merrillizer January 28, 2017
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Hits Listener

A person that only listens to the most popular tracks by a band or artist. The main audience for psuedo-indie bands and/or electronic musicians.
Person 1: "Hey, have you listened to Ariel Pink's latest?"

Person 2: "No I haven't, but I'll download their discography and listen to the first three tracks in order of popularity on Last.Fm - then I'll tell you."

Person 1: "You big Hits Listener."
by BlackPenguinPants December 20, 2010
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Weezer Listener

a slur for white people
typically a bland or stereotypical Californian, who sometimes but not always listens to weezer
guy: did you break up with brad?
girl: yeah i couldn't stand him he was such a Weezer Listener
by 19inchCockdmme April 1, 2020
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Good listener

Someone who is really good at listening to other and helping with problems and giving advice, but can also show signs of loneliness and fake happiness. These people need to be listened to as well.
I am a good listener but feel as though no one listens to me.
by Nuada December 18, 2012
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listserv

A referance to an internet e-mail/email mailing list.
by IrishRepublicanArmy December 29, 2003
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AaSiMaR Listener

Typically referred to as Listener-San, AaSiMaR Listener is the name for whoever is being talked to in an ASMR roleplay. They are generally portrayed as an extremely kind person to the point it leaves many people baffled by their existence. They are often shown passive enough to strike up conversation with a stranger who woke them up sneaking into their house like they were invited, accepting enough to not question the existence of any sort of supernatural creature for more than 10 seconds, naïve enough to accept an engagement from someone they just met, to give a few examples. There are many instances of them seeing normally invisible beings like ghosts and they rarely are shown to be incapable of such.
Youtube comments on a video where AaSiMaR Listener found a strange book:
Commenter: How the heck did this guy manage to accidently summon a succubus and then make her fall in love within 15 minutes?!
Reply: That's just Listener-San for ya.
by WDinATX January 5, 2022
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