hipocrite

A hypocrite is someone who is critical of a certain practice when they themselves are engaging in the very same practice.

Anyone who supports illegal immigration in Arizona yet maintains locks on the doors of their homes and businesses to keep people from just walking in and taking anything they may need to make a better life for themselves or their families is a hipocrite.

by markwonder May 7, 2010

Hipocrite

Someone that says one thing but does another

Jessica:don’t hang out with Aubrey and Bella

Jessica,Kinsley,Gracie hang out with me and Bella

Jessica:don’t talk to me

Aubrey:Jessica is such a hipocrite

by Aubrey_3013 April 9, 2019

Lidocritous

extremely ridiculous, ludicrous, or inane

This English assignment is lidocritous! The teacher is lidocritous for handing out an impossible assignment like this.

by hockeystop August 18, 2010

nipocrite

a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess in regards to showing off ones breasts.

She said I was a tramp because you could see my bra through my shirt, but she wore a wifebeater without a bra. What a nipocrite!

by SandwichPolice May 6, 2010

Hipocritester

1. (n) A hipster who is also or is also being a hypocrite; A hypocrite who is a hipster; A hipster.

2. (n) A portmanteau of hypocrite and hipster.

Pronunciation: hipə · o · krit · ster

Nearly synonymous with hipstercrite

Justin: Did you know Austin buys most of his clothes at dolce&gabbana but he won't shut up about his stupid mustache peirced nipples and other general hipster crap he might be pretending to be into?

Matt: Man, Austin is such a hipocritester.

Justin: Uh, i think you mean hipster.

Matt: Yeah, same thing.

Other Matt: What?

by Novelel June 2, 2011

Hipocrite

When someone is so drunk they can't spell hypocrite but tell others not to be drunk

Still, I'm allowed to bring a hipocrite(spelling)

by Acier December 31, 2017

Sipocrite

One who pretends to consume more of an alcoholic beverage than they really do

That's Derek, he's a sipocrite. He once did a keg stand for 2 minutes without drinking anything.
Tina is the worst sipocrite of them all. She didn't finish a single can of beer during Thunderstruck.

by JollySailor June 15, 2018