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Linwood PA

The perfect town if you want shootings at the Wawa annually kids who aren’t afraid to fight adults and a shittier education system than my moms asshole.
We want your retarted kids in Linwood PA

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Linwood college

A bunch jizz faced ginger whores and despite the area being called Linwood they’ll never be as hard as wood, you’d think with all the brown people attending the highschool they’d be good at kapa haka but their to busy sucking each other off and vaping.
Girl 1: is that a Linwood college student

Girl 2: yeah that Cindy she’s been giving head so much she’s dropping off her fourth kid at the Linwood highschool daycare
by Fag24 June 25, 2024
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Linwood college

A bunch jizz faced ginger whores and despite the area being called Linwood they’ll never be as hard as wood, you’d think with all the brown people attending the highschool they’d be good at kapa haka but their to busy sucking each other off and vaping.
Girl 1: is that a Linwood college student

Girl 2: yeah that Cindy she’s been giving head so much she’s dropping off her fourth kid at the Linwood highschool daycare
by Fag24 June 25, 2024
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Basehor-Linwood High School

The cows outside are fat but go into the girls locker room during lunch to see some real cows.
We need somebody for the 105 weight class in powerlifting...*Crickets*
Must be Basehor-Linwood High School
by Skianabend December 19, 2018
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Lynwood

A small town in the southeast part of Los Angeles County California zip code 90262
Rob said, " James where's Lynwood located? James said, " north of Compton, east of Watts, south of South Gate, West of Paramount.
by Jaye_$upreme August 17, 2016
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Lynwood

The purest of remedial, that person whos IQ makes forrest gump look like Einstein.
Smokes crack, drinks shitty alcohol, starts and ends every sentence with bo.
Works for $3.50/hour and thinks its gold bricks.
Is also a extremely closeted but raging homosexual, his baby dady is in prison, turned him into a country fried faggot cumdump.
He look like sid the sloth had a child with slow ed from ed edd n eddy, and the baby smoked meth and had a child with lester from Cleveland show.
Sucks so much dick, he can suck clear from air, black from night, light out of day, even the blue it of the sky.
Broke nigga, can't afford something that $2.50 at walmart.
Pathological liar, he lies just to hear him self make noise
No abilities other than smoking crack, smoking meth, snorting coke, and before his baby cheddar bob got time would get his butthole pounded raw.
Lynwood: godammmit bo I tried fixing this chainsaw by beating with a hammer , but the stupid piece of shit broke bo.

Lynwood: man bo fuck you bo.

Lynwood: aye bo, fuck it my elevator don't go all the way to the top bo.

Lynwood (verb)

Person 1: shit I had my phone in my pocket this whole time

Person 2: omfg you are a lynwood ass motherfucker
by TheLazyCoolGenius March 19, 2017
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lenwood

A total jerk-wad
stop being a lenwood
by lenwoods friend damian February 5, 2018
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