xiao ling

a made up fictional character that people keep making roblox stories with

he says "hi I am Xiao ling" in front of every fucking sentence

by chiaruko July 1, 2022

Ling Xiaoyu

She is a cute girl from Tekken series. Ling was a junior at Mishima High School. She still lived, studied and trained as a ward of the Mishima Zaibatsu. But lacking any particular goals, Ling grew tired of her everyday routines. However, one day, she received an anonymous e-mail that warned her of Heihachi’s evil intentions and the danger to her life. Ling replied to the e-mail, but she did not receive any further messages from the anonymous individual. Ling’s intuition told her that Jin, who had been missing since the last Tournament, could have sent the message. She believed the message and started to suspect Heihachi and the Mishima Zaibatsu. Upon hearing the announcement of the next Tournament, Ling made the decision to enter — hoping to be reunited with Jin and to unveil the truth behind Heihachi and the Mishima Zaibatsu.

by Samurai Katsu October 15, 2003

Ling Ling

Someone who will always be better than you, no matter what you do. TwoSetVioin created this meme, saying that Ling Ling practiced 40 hours a day. They have numerous posts on people doing the Ling Ling challenge, challenges where you have to play a piece but ______. Some examples of it are: playing with a hula hoop as well, double the speed, or playing with your non-dominant hand.

You: Yeah, I got 1st place in all of the contests, no biggie
Friend: Wow, impressive! But did you know that Ling Ling got 1++++st place? He practices 40 hours a day.

by rejoyce March 27, 2019

Ling Ling

The epitome of peak performance; a mythical character that even defies logic itself in the world of skill comparison. No matter who you are or what you do, there will always be a Ling Ling who is above your level. Ling Ling has been better than you and always will be better than you.

Ling Ling practices for 40 hours a day; you will never achieve what he has at 5 years old.

by Pyroglyphics November 17, 2018

Ling Ling

That virtuoso violinist that your mom won’t ever let you forget. He is smart good looking and he can play the paganini caprices better that hilary hahn.

Kid: “Mom, can I play iPad?”

Mom: “NO. PRACTISE YOUR VIOLIN 40 HOURS!!! BE MORE LIKE THAT LING LING.

by Prof K. Chen July 31, 2019

Ling Ling Wannabe

People who strive to be as amazing as Ling Ling, who practices 40 hours a day.

I am a Ling Ling wannabe but have yet to practice 40 hours a day.

by jfalkdjflaskdjflk September 19, 2020

Lingenfresser

Yiddish for a person or child that keeps on pestering or nagging. The literal meaning is a lungeater.

Sidney! Stop pestering me, you lingenfresser.

by Murray Haldanish September 19, 2019