smells like ass

When something smells bad

This Indian food smells like ass

by Diggler March 18, 2003

looks like ass

Look like ass - to look messy; sloppy and generally slovenly.

e.g. "That table looks like ass with all those papers stewn about!" "She came in looking like something the cat dragged in and her hair looked like ass."

"Best to get in here and clean your room 'cause it sure looks like ass!"

"That torn coat she's wearing looks like total ass."

by Lil Ringo November 7, 2007

taste like ass

When something taste like shit

Bro this drink taste like ass

by Mad G Ting September 15, 2019

Tastes like ass!

A culinary term used in kitchens by cooks. It refers to something tasting awful or a recipe / dish not made skillfully!

Cook- Chef try my sauce for today's feature!
Chef - Seriously - that tastes like ass! Make it again...

by Cooks Like a Chef January 22, 2013

excuses are like asses

One's lame excuse will often render this response.

Gina: I can't go out tonight Bill, because I'm washing my hair.
Bill: Piss off Gina. Your excuses are like asses. You always have one, and nobody wants to hear it.

by ed rogers May 24, 2004

excuses are like asses

phrase used by "hip" gym and history teachers. "excuses are like asses"... if the coach is particularly bright, he will finish the phrase: "excuses are like asses, everyones got one and they all stink"

"But coach - i have a good reason!!"

"excuses are like asses billy... like asses!"

by Jake Jarmel May 22, 2004

excuses are like asses

A phrase that explains that everyone has an excuse for their mistakes, problems etc.

Excuses are like asses, everyone has them (except some gimps).

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004