LightShaft

A Sniglet - The action in which a red light waits until you come to a crawling stop and then immediately turns green.

My ex-wife has to be in charge of the stoplights; I must have got 20 LightShafts on the drive here.

by J.R from Orlando December 3, 2010

Texas Lightshow

The Texas Light Show is the art of placing a Roman Candle in the rectum of a companion, then lighting the fuse, thus causing the firework to shoot out of the buttocks of your companion

D00d, did you see that Texas Lightshow last night?! Bill's butthole is black!!!

by Conrad Lewiston June 4, 2012

lightism

Discrimination against lighter-skinned people of the same ethnic or racial group

Lightism effects people who want to be considered part of the ethnic or racial group (usually marginalized ) that they were born into, however they are encouraged to assimilate to the dominate (usually white) racial identity because of a faire complexation in relation to the majority of others belonging to the same ethnic/racial background.

by BossyEmpryss TV January 18, 2023

lightsheir

Absolutely loves lolis. This man is incredibly good at C# and will freaking hack your mom if you try and stop him. A Neko Guardian that owns all lolis. Get that mega mommy milk out of here, as he does not accept any of that. A god. And one that will rewrite your life.

Person: "I just saw lightsheir in a server."
Me: "You have been blessed by the loli god."
Lightsheir: "ez."

by Loli Princess June 2, 2018

lightshow

usually used to describe a hockey game with more than 4 goals scored. Because the goal light is going off so much.

"Dude im going to the Burnsville hockey game tonight, its gonna be a light show."

"Hey, did you see the lightshow last night at the xcel center?"

by Dan Dubs December 26, 2007

Lightshow

When you creep into a girls room with the lights off and ejaculate on her face, while she is still sleeping. When you go to leave the room you flick the lights on and off and yell "lightshow!"

John snuck into Jenny's room last night and ejaculated on her face while she was still asleep. As he snuck out of the room he flicked the light switch on and off and yelled "lightshow!"

by Durk Dunkurk January 5, 2010

lightshade

The term "Lightshade" is used to call someone a fanatic for the 1980s and the retrowave style. Things such as 80s cars, neon lights, and David Hasselhoff easily please any Lightshade deeply. Anything from the 1990s and beyond however is hated by a Lightshade.

I was talking to this dude, he was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, khakis, and he even had a mullet....

Does he like Knight Rider?
Yeah.
He's a Lightshade.

by Not_cybernetic_alex September 3, 2017